Miss America drops swimsuit portion and won't judge on looks

Tecumsehsbones

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Here’s the new Female America prize: Fatties and dogs will be sitting around a table complaining that they’re being ogled and the judges will give the prize to the one that makes the most complaints about Trump.

Change your tampon, Salty Walty. The current one's all salty.
 

Hoof Hearted

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Er...exactly how do you hold a beauty pageant without judging on appearance?

And what's wrong with airing a bit of 'cheesecake'? Women use their looks every single day to their own advantage. Being born naturally beautiful is a gift. What is so wrong with sharing this with the masses?
 

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Good grief. It'll end up a feminist rant by 'full' bodied women.

Like the 'Me Too' Oscars this year, whose ratings fell 25% from the year before, as the television audience shunned another tedious lecture of 'male exploitation' and the emergence of an unchained 'sisterhood' in droves.

Who do they think was watching the Miss America Pageant in the past.. and why. Once the beautiful, shapely women go.. so will the viewers.
 
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White_Unifier

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Good grief. It'll end up a feminist rant by 'full' bodied women.

Like the 'Me Too' Oscars this year, whose rating fell 25% from the year before, as the television audience shunned another tedious lecture of 'male exploitation' and the emergence of an unchained 'sisterhood' in droves.

Who do they think was watching the Miss America Pageant in the past.. and why. Once the beautiful, shapely women go.. so will the viewers.

Men and women who like to look at other women's bodies?
 

Kreskin

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Do you need a woman to wear a swimsuit to determine if she has the total package?
 

Hoof Hearted

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Kreskin wrote...

Do you need a woman to wear a swimsuit to determine if she has the total package?

A bikini bottom will help reveal whether or not she has a package. ;)
 

Danbones

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Why do you hate woman Walter?
What is about them that upsets you?

If my mother the doctor of VM was still alive, she would agree with Walter on that one...
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then go skinny dipping off the front dock, with a bottle of rye and the kris kristofferson cranked.
 

Blackleaf

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Do you need a woman to wear a swimsuit to determine if she has the total package?

No. Could be bra and knickers. Or she could be wearing a thong. Or nothing at all. There are several different combinations of attire, or lack of attire, that the lady can wear.

 

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makes me want to vote in a reality tv show host as president.