Michael Jackson is Alive!

[Kreskin]

As if there was any doubt, grainy youtube video proves beyond a reasonable doubt that MJ death was a staged hoax. Coroner involved in the conspiracy.

YouTube - Michael Jackson still alive after helicopter transport to coroner

 

[karrie]

oh definitely. Because this video couldn't have been shot 3 weeks later with just about anyone in it. Nope nope.

 

[Stretch]

I have his Thriller album on vinyl....perfect condition...wanna buy it, before her turns up dead again? :lol:

 

[VanIsle]

Did he move in with Elvis?

 

[Kreskin]

Lee Harvey Oswald took him out of the van. Weird.

 

[Cannuck]

I knew it all along. The CIA only wanted him to appear dead so he could go deeper undercover in Dubai.

 

[Cliffy]

I knew it all along. The CIA only wanted him to appear dead so he could go deeper undercover in Dubai.

The only time MJ went undercover was with young boys.

Oh, My! Did I besmirch his good name? Speak ill of the dead?

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

 

[Unforgiven]

I is his love baby! Give me a dallah

 

[Kreskin]

The only time MJ went undercover was with young boys.

Oh, My! Did I besmirch his good name? Speak ill of the dead?

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

Were you a Firesign Theatre fan?

 

[TenPenny]

Were you a Firesign Theatre fan?

Don't eat with your hands, son, use your entrenching tool.

 

[Kreskin]

Dont crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

 

[taxslave]

How nice. Elvis was performing outside the Qualicum Beach liquor store on sat. Didn't see the wierd one though.

 

[strange]

hahahahah nice try. Elvis was there as well and bigfoot was giving a speech on evasion.

 

[Cliffy]

Were you a Firesign Theatre fan?

You bet! But I believe that line came from Cheech and Chong

 

[Cliffy]

Dont crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

Doctor, shoot him up with that really big disease!

.... We're sorry. You lose. You have the plague!

 

[TenPenny]

Dont crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

 

[Kreskin]

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Ha ha...

"My name is Nick Danger, Third Eye"

 

[TenPenny]

Porgy Tirebiter!
He's a spy and a girl delighter,
Orgie Firefighter!
He's just a student like you.

If you're looking for a Captain of the Ringball Team,
You can bet he won't be there.
You'll find him pa-popping off at Pop's Sodium Shoppe,
Tr-trailing a red,<tweet,tweet!> with red hair.
Doobie doo-wah...
Porgy Tirebiter!
Just a student like you!
(PORGY "Like me?!"
Just a student like you!
(Father "Stop singing and finish your homework !"
Just a student like you! ooooooooooo..."

 

[VanIsle]

How nice. Elvis was performing outside the Qualicum Beach liquor store on sat. Didn't see the wierd one though.

Sounds like you need more booze there taxslave. (since you didn't see double):lol::lol:;-)

 

[Kreskin]

Hi ya friends. Ralph Spoiled Sport Motors..