Merkel to address British parliament and have tea with the Queen

SLM

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Don't you ever get tired of waving your pecker around, shouting "my naughty bits is bigger than yours!!!"?

The part that's inexplicable is how the UK can be the best and the brightest while at the same time completely going to hell in a hand basket due to being over run with all those immigrants he hates.

I guess it just depends what thread he's currently in.
 

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The part that's inexplicable is how the UK can be the best and the brightest while at the same time completely going to hell in a hand basket due to being over run with all those immigrants he hates.

I guess it just depends what thread he's currently in.
And what the Daily Mail and the Torygraph are saying today.
 

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QUOTE=Cliffy;1877682]Don't you ever get tired of waving your pecker around, shouting "my naughty bits is bigger than yours!!!"?[/QUOTE]

No, I never get tired of that.

And all this came about because somebody thought they'd take a little dig at my comments that Britain's economy is outperforming sluggish, declining Germany's by pointing out that Germany has a larger economy than Britain (no mention of the fact that Germany's economy is only larger than Britain's because it has, for now, a larger population than Britain).

I couldn't just ignore this little jibe without pointing out that, within the next 15 years, Britain's economy will overtake Germany's to become the largest in Europe depite Britain still having a smaller population than Germany (Britain will overtake moribund France to become the world's fifth largest economy this year) and that Britain will also overtake Germany as the largest country in Europe in terms of population not long after, now could I?

The part that's inexplicable is how the UK can be the best and the brightest while at the same time completely going to hell in a hand basket due to being over run with all those immigrants he hates.

I guess it just depends what thread he's currently in.


Don't worry. UKIP will kick them out when they are elected.
 

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Not my problem.
Have to agree with you there. Cliffy, where the heck did that complete non sequitur come from?

And I'm forced to point out, you're throwing it at the wrong person. Schwarzblatt and his are what us savages call "good Europeans," i.e., the ones that stayed where Jesus flang 'em and didn't come over here bothering us.
 

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In a significant boost to Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne’s austerity programme, the Centre for Economics and Business Research (CEBR) hailed the UK as the second-best performing economy in the Western world after the United States – and said France was one of the worst.

Our strong currency, low taxes and the projected rise in our population – in contrast with some of our competitors – means our GDP will soon outstrip France's and then Germany's.

The study by the CEBR looks at the 30 largest economies in the world and predicts how they will fare in the coming years.

It finds that China will overtake the US as the world’s largest economy in around 2028.


Why Britain’s economy will overtake Germany’s

Our population’s growing – and we’re not in the eurozone


Matthew Lynn
5 October 2013
The Spectator



What’s the most surprising thing that could come out of the current economic upturn? A rapid revival in northern manufacturing? The City really getting behind small British businesses? Ed Balls admitting higher public spending wasn’t always the best way to promote growth? Any of these eventualities would be fairly amazing. But the biggest surprise would perhaps be this: a gradual realisation that the UK is on track to become the largest economy in Europe.

In the 19th century, at the height of the industrial revolution, the UK outproduced all of its European competitors. It steadily lost that position, however, ceding industrial leadership to the Germans and the French. In the next couple of decades that pattern will start to reverse. As the recovery gathers steam, we are likely to out-perform the rest of Europe. And that will change the way this country is perceived, both by global businesses and by investors.

The rankings of European economies are not set in stone. Right now, Germany is by far the biggest, with a GDP of $3.6 trillion. France stands at $2.7 trillion, the UK at $2.2 trillion, Italy at $2.1 trillion. If you count Russia as part of Europe, it slots into the table between us and the Italians. But over time, those positions have moved around. Back in 1987 the Italian economy overtook ours, a moment celebrated in that country as ‘Il Surpasso’, and indeed in the early 1990s Italy even overtook France. A couple of difficult decades later, Italy and Britain are tussling for fourth place.

The next decade will be a lot better for us, however. Our recovery may look tepid by historical standards; the mountain of debt, public and private, is too enormous for a rapid acceleration of growth, and there is little sign of a surge of productivity to kick-start a really strong upturn. But that’s not the point. As Alan Hansen likes to point out on Match of the Day, to move up a league table you don’t just need to pick up points yourself — you also need your competitors to drop a few. And that is what’s about to happen.


100 years ago Britain's economy was the largest in the world. Now Britain is set to reign supreme economically in Europe once again, with its economy overtaking France's in 2014 and Germany's probably around 2025

If UK growth hits 1.5 per cent this year and 2 per cent next, that will be better than most people expect. But the Eurozone (which, of course, Britain wisely decided to stay out of against the advice of Europhiles) has locked itself into what looks like a permanent recession, each minor burst of growth followed by a fresh downturn. And over time, that will change the rankings of the largest economies.

Italy, in its fifth recession since joining the euro, is not going to catch the UK up again. The Italian economy is no bigger now than when it joined the single currency in 1999. The OECD predicts it will shrink by 1.2 per cent this year, and only expand by 0.5 per cent next. France does not look likely to hold on to second place in Europe for much longer: it spent the first half of the year in recession, and has emerged from it only as far as an annual growth rate of 0.1 per cent — more of a rounding error than an expansion. Socialist President François Hollande seems to be doing everything he can think of to destroy wealth, from punitive income tax rates to lowering the retirement age to taxing smartphones. The Centre for Economics and Business Research has already predicted the British economy will be bigger than the French by next year.

But Germany? That really is a serious economy — Europe’s largest both before the first world war and since its recovery after the second, partly because Germans are very good at making stuff, but also because there are a lot of them — 82 million, compared with 64 million Britons. But even Germany is getting sucked into the eurozone’s depression. It was growing at just 0.1 per cent at the start of the year, and has recovered only slightly since then. Germany is the only eurozone economy still in respectable shape — but with even the Dutch next door in recession, that can’t last. The reality is that Germany is fated to a decade or more of faltering output just like its neighbours. If the UK starts to grow consistently faster than Germany, the gap will close.


Britain's population is the fastest growing in Europe, whilst Germany's shrinks. Britain also isn't hampered by being in the Eurozone, unlike Germany. Britain is on course to become the EU's biggest country and largest economy

There is another, more important factor. From 2015, Germany will have a sharply declining population. By 2020, it will have 80 million people, according to the Federal Statistical Office. By 2060, that will be down to 64 million. By contrast, the UK by 2050 will be home to 80 million, according to a report last year by the Population Reference Bureau. It would require miracles of productivity in terms of output per worker for Germany not to lose ground.

The French have already noticed. The state-sponsored French Economic Observatory recently published a paper on these changing demographics, forecasting that the French economy would overtake Germany by 2040. That’s very likely. But as you might expect, the French study left Britain out of the equation.

In fact, the UK and France are the only two European countries with healthy demographics, and the contest to be Europe’s largest economy will be between them. But with its state-heavy, over-regulated model, locked into a struggling single currency, heavily dependent on a shrinking German market for exports, it’s hard to believe France can outperform us. If the UK manages to combine faster growth with better demographics, we should overtake Germany somewhere between 2025 and 2030.

That will have big consequences. A region’s biggest economy attracts people and investment. Every multinational will want a stake in the British market. Migrants will flock here in even greater numbers. Global investors will be hungry to own British stocks. And it will make the UK a far more powerful voice in European politics — money talks. Our recovery so far may not feel very exciting, but if we do better than our neighbours, one day soon we’ll have something to celebrate.


Why Britain’s economy will overtake Germany’s » The Spectator
 

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Have to agree with you there. Cliffy, where the heck did that complete non sequitur come from?
SLM: "The part that's inexplicable is how the UK can be the best and the brightest while at the same time completely going to hell in a hand basket due to being over run with all those immigrants he hates."

Blackhead: "Don't worry. UKIP will kick them out when they are elected."

What I said seemed to follow.

And I'm forced to point out, you're throwing it at the wrong person. Schwarzblatt and his are what us savages call "good Europeans," i.e., the ones that stayed where Jesus flang 'em and didn't come over here bothering us.
In Kanada, the Brits never left. We still have Lizzy and her inbred family.
 

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I hope she didn't touch the Queen. She isn't allowed to.

Michelle Obama did. She gave her a pat on the back. It was hilarious. Michelle wasn't going to suffer any of your silly rules.

Atta girl Michelle!





Come back and say that after we overtake Germany economically and in terms of population within the next 15 years.

With guys named Mohammed? Romanian gypsies?
 
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I hope she gives the Queen B a big hug and pat on the back.

BlackLeaf is right see can't touch any royalty and it's not simply protogall either, you see if an ordinary human touches them the ordinary human bursts into flames, sometimes damaging expensive furniture. You Americans have forgotten all this stuff since you left the family.


Striking could be his daughter.
 

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Come back and say that after we overtake Germany economically
I love watching predictions thumped on by reality.
and in terms of population within the next 15 years.
40% CoE and 50% Islam and the other 10% a mix?
Maybe if there's enough people jockeying for elbow room there (like Japan) the tiny little piece of real estate will capsize with all those obese Brits on it (unlike Japan).

Anyway, you poofters can have it. I like having room to breathe.

UK population 'largest in Western Europe by 2050'


By Wesley Johnson , Press Association
Friday 30 July 2010
The Independent

The UK will be the biggest country in Western Europe by 2050, overtaking both France and Germany, figures showed.

The UK's population will increase to 77 million in just 40 years' time from 62.2 million today, a rise of almost 24%, the US-based Population Reference Bureau projected.

The surge would make it bigger than both France and Germany. France's population is forecast to be 70 million in 2050, whereas Germany's population is to fall to 71.5 million.

The population of Western Europe as a whole will remain fairly constant - 190 million in 2050 compared with 189 million today - while figures for the whole of Europe suggest the population will drop from 739 million to 720 million.

UK population 'largest in Western Europe by 2050' - Home News - UK - The Independent

In 2009, Britain accounted for a THIRD of the total EU population growth of that year.
You folks will have to lose weight and start growing up instead of out (physically as well as mentally) or else there won't be enough room for y'all. :D

 

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Funny how predictions go. I remember experts saying things were all peachy keen in 2007 and then allasudden a pile o shyte hit the fan. But I believe that Britain's population will become the biggest, judging by the obesity graph.

That would be half sheep.
Oooooooooooooooh! So that's what "sheeple" means! Awesome!
 
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I hope she gives the Queen B a big hug and pat on the back.
Gaunche pull.
I'm betting her tea is actually warm beer

Dammit. I came here to post that Merkel stache pic.


DAAAAMN YOUUUUUU
Put those two in a locked room and one pair of cuffs and we both know who would be wearing them , ... and a big (bad boy) smile (not to mention the 'rode hard and put up wet look')