I prefer the Procrustean bed.Chubbies should be taxed into reduced states until they fit standard issue furniture.
What part of "the Procrustean bed" are you not getting?If she won't fit in the goddam chair, what's the spa supposed to do?
DO NOT WANT to hear about your love life.I like the stirrups myself.
I like the stirrups myself.
And also, what ever happened to the days when people just disappeared under the manure pile behind the barn?
We don't let our problems get out of hand.
That's silly, and a very urban way to handle ones problems.