Man loses ***** after getting it stuck in pop bottle

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Man loses ***** after getting it stuck in pop bottle
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First posted: Monday, October 17, 2016 11:54 AM EDT | Updated: Monday, October 17, 2016 12:29 PM EDT
A Honduran man -- too embarrassed to get help -- will never have sex again after getting his ***** stuck in a pop bottle.
The 50-year-old man, who admitted he hadn’t had sex for a number of years, turned to the pop bottle for some sexual relief.
“We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration,” his surgeon, Dr. Dennis Chirinos told HSH TV. “So he put his ***** in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the *****.”
The man’s member turned black and began to decay.
“When you put your ***** into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the ***** and within four hours you can lose the *****,” Chirinos said.
His genitals also had to be removed.
The man will still be able to urinate.
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/17/man-loses-*****-after-getting-it-stuck-in-pop-bottle
 
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so what about the ones that don't get their willies stuck?
those bottles get returned and go back on the line
 
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by minimum wage earners

i forgot about the bottles that get inserted too...
brown bottles...
 
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I'd have to be lying

lol
remember that homosexual guy who went to emergency with a hamster up his butt?
I don't think it was hand held...
 
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Machjo said:
I'm sure they're properly cleaned and disinfected first... aren't they?
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The vast majority of them are. About 80% of all glass containers recovered for recycling are melted down and used to make new glass containers.
In North America at least, up to 95% of a glass container comes from recycled glass containers.
 
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lone wolf said:
On beer bottles they used to burn a bump onto the bottle to tell hom many times it was refilled - to a five maximum
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I can see beer bottles being disinfected and reused a few times before being melted down simply because of the colouring that's used in the glass to protect the beer from the light.
 
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The auto censor is ridiculous. You can say dick, pecker, schlong and all kinds of other names but you can't say the proper name. And you can't say any of the common names for the female counter part. That is just sexism. Why do adults need an auto censor anyway, Are we still in the 50s?
 
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Jinentonix said:
The vast majority of them are. About 80% of all glass containers recovered for recycling are melted down and used to make new glass containers.
In North America at least, up to 95% of a glass container comes from recycled glass containers.
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up till plastic took over, the soda pop glass bottlers were all licensed, local, and paid deposit on the bottles, and used them repeatedly...
plastic are use once and melt

Cliffy said:
The auto censor is ridiculous. You can say dick, pecker, schlong and all kinds of other names but you can't say the proper name. And you can't say any of the common names for the female counter part. That is just sexism. Why do adults need an auto censor anyway, Are we still in the 50s?
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the auto sensor is so the AI knows to get a tingle
 
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