okay okay okay....you haaaaaaaaaave to tell us how he lost a finger...8O
tell and he will qualify
Well you asked.
He had a nose like none other. That nose probably weighed a good 2 lbs, and that would be empty.
Being a flatlander he was not up on the social graces on nose cleaning.
Normally blocking 1 nostril with a finger, in his case his hand, then exhale violently thru the open nostril, expunging the offending blockage.
Not him -
As I mentioned he had a huge one, hair like barb wire would grow out from it. What a sight that was.
No barber would touch that.
He had to use a special made saw to cut em back.
Well he would as they say go digging, and dig deep. So he had to use his middle finger. That being the longest one, at that time.
Well it got caught up in his nose hairs, cut the circulation off. By the time he realized he could not extricate his finger it was to late.
Infection had set in, Doc cut it off just below the nose and left the rest behind.
And I am snot BSing you.
Now I am not going to tell anyone how they got that sucker out either.