So, here's the situation as I see it.
THIS GUY BASICALLY FORMED A GOVERNMENT AFTER THE LIBERALS WERE SORT OF
UNSEATED IN THE LAST ELECTION. BUT HE COULD NOT FORM A MINORITY GOVERNMENT
WITHOUT A LITTLE HELP. BY THE WAY, THIS GUY IS NDP.
NOW, REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU THE GUY ABOVE NEEDED HELP? WELL,
THAT'S WHERE THE GUY BELOW COMES IN. THE GUY BELOW IS A MEMBER OF THE
GREEN PARTY. GREEN PARTY? WHAT DO THEY DO? BASICALLY NOTHING EXCEPT GET
ARRESTED ON THE DIME OF THE TAXPAYER. BUT LET'S STAY FOCUSED. THE GUY
BELOW ESSENTIALLY HAS THE GUY ABOVE BY THE GONADS. SO THE GUY BELOW
HOLDS THE BALANCE OF POWER THAT CAN TOPPLE THE GUY ABOVE.
AND THAT'S WHERE THIS GAL COMES IN. I'LL GET RIGHT OUT FRONT WITH YOU AND TELL THAT THE GAL BELOW SHOULD HAVE A HELL OF A LOT IN COMMON WITH THE GUY CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH IN THE NDP, BUT ON A PIPELINE ISSUE THEY COULDN'T BE FURTHER APART. SHE WANTS TO LAY PIPE AND HE DOESN'T BUT THE COMMONALITY THEY SHARE IS THAT THEIR JOBS AS PREMIER IS ESSENTIALLY HANGING BY A THREAD.
SHE'S AFRAID THAT THE GUY BELOW IS GOING TO TAKE HER JOB.
AND SHE HAS A RIGHT TO BE AFRAID BECAUSE HE PROBABLY WILL.
THIS GUY IS JUST WAITING IN THE WINGS, PROMISING TO SCRAP THE CARBON
TAX, BUT HE PROBABLY WON'T. WE DON'T HAVE TO GET INTO THIS GUY TOO MUCH,
JUST REST ASSURED HE WILL BE THE NEXT PREMIER OF ALBERTA.
WHERE WERE WE? OH YEAH, LAYING PIPE. ANYWAY, THE MEAN OLD PIPELINE COMPANY
HAS NOW THREATENED TO PULL THE PLUG ON THE PROJECT. SO AFTER A VACATION IN
PERU WEARING GOD KNOWS WHAT KIND OF GARMENT. THE GUY BELOW IS GOING TO HAVE
A SIT DOWN WITH THE FIRST GUY AND GAL.
OOPS SORRY. DEFINITELY SOME KIND OF INDIAN PLOT INVOLVED IN MY MISTAKING THE
PRIME MINISTER AS A TERRORIST. (See Below)
AGAIN, MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. I MEANT THE GUY BELOW. HE IS GOING TO
STRAIGHTEN THIS WHOLE MESS OUT AND GET THAT PIPE LAID. GRANTED, THERE
WILL BE LOTS OF TEARS AND PLENTY OF KLEENEX. BUT TAKE SOLACE FRIENDS. AT
LEAST HE WON'T BE GOING BACK TO INDIA.
THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!