Judge: Al Qaeda owes $9.3 billion for 9/11 harm

[petros]

(AP)

NEW YORK - A judge in New York has recommended al Qaeda be assessed $9.3 billion for the damage done to properties and businesses in the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.

Federal Magistrate Judge Frank Maas in a ruling Friday sent the recommendation to a district judge presiding over a lawsuit brought by several insurance companies.

The companies in 2003 sued various defendants, seeking damages for the 2001 terror attacks, which demolished the World Trade Center's twin towers. Al Qaeda never responded to the lawsuit and was found in default in 2006. Maas determined the actual damages and then tripled them as allowed by law.

At this time, the companies were only seeking an assessment of damages against al Qaeda. The organization founded by Osama bin Laden is blamed for orchestrating the terror attacks.



The Seals should have got bin Laden to write a cheque before putting a couple in his skull?
What were they thinking?
Who comes up with this ****?
Hollywood writers?

 

[captain morgan]

Great.. Who do we send the invoice to?

 

[mentalfloss]

I heard they've been having trouble setting up a meeting with the Al Qaeda CEO.

 

[captain morgan]

I heard they've been having trouble setting up a meeting with the Al Qaeda CEO.

He's probably on holidays and deliberately left his cell phone at home.... Mrs. Al Queda likely demanded that hubby not do any business whilst on holidays in their luxury cave in the Afghanistan mountains.

 

[petros]

Great.. Who do we send the invoice to?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
20500
USA

 

[JLM]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
20500
USA

You don't think it would be squandered there? :lol:

 

[captain morgan]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
20500
USA

Does the White House maintain a field office in a cave in Afghanistan?

 

[petros]

Who dio you think built the "caves"?

 

[captain morgan]

Who dio you think built the "caves"?

Mother Gaia

 

[petros]

Who subbed it to BinLaden Construction and financed it through the Pentagoon? WTG Gaia!

 

[mentalfloss]

Time to send in the drone secretary.

 

[captain morgan]

Who subbed it to BinLaden Construction and financed it through the Pentagoon? WTG Gaia!

Bin Laden had 5,000 year sublet with an option on another 5,000 years from Allah Corp... I think that the Pentagon was just the co-signer on the whole deal.

 

[petros]

Bin Laden had 5,000 year sublet with an option on another 5,000 years from Allah Corp... I think that the Pentagon was just the co-signer on the whole deal.

Co-signer holds the liability upon death.

 

[captain morgan]

Part of the deal was that Bin Laden had to put up 100% security in advance collateralized by 1/2 of his 72 virgins.

The Pentagon is clear on that count

 

[petros]

Virgin raisins? What sort of dip****s would accept 72 raisins as collateral?

 

[captain morgan]

You need sleep buddy... You're imagining things related to raisins.

 

[petros]

72 pure white untouched by human hands (virgin) raisins. Go ahead. Try some and wash it down with a bottle of virgin olive oil.

 

[taxslave]

No no no that is a 72 year old virgin. There was an error in translating.

 

[Goober]

No no no that is a 72 year old virgin. There was an error in translating.

Guess they are in for the surprise of their "Next Life".

Can't divorce what Allah gave ya, ya know.

 

[SLM]

Now they're getting smart about this.

Forget about bombs and assassins, you want to really send someone over the edge and put them out of commission, send a collection agency after them!