An imaginary line called the 48th Parellel, separates the same land mass,
No! I'm not talking about imaginary lines! I'm talking about severing trade, severing immigration, severing diplomacy, severing treaties, severing everything!
Sir, one of the things that Canadians often complain about is how dependent Canada is on the US for its economy! If you sever trade and all economic treaties and basically anything that has to do with money, you destroy this dependence.
Canadians complain that evil American corporations are buying off Canada, why let that happen in the first place? It's like if I bought something and then the vendor complains for selling it!? Argh! It doesn't make any sense!
Canadians complain how Americanization is destroying Canada and that the US's culture is corrupt, why let it in the first place!? Canadians, they wouldn't be there if they don't sell! Perhaps look into yourselves instead of blaming somebody else for it but no Canadians don't want to do that, they just want to blame. It's like blaming the bottle for getting liver cancer or the cigarette for getting lung cancer!
Canadians complain about Americans being fat, loud, arrogant, ignorant, annoying, stupid, can point to where a place is on a map, paying with US dollars, and just destroys the view and the pleasantry of a place. Hello!? Ban them!? Ever thought of that? If you do that, you wouldn't have to deal with them again!
Same with diplomacy, sigh...
And if you are an American, for the love of God, have some self respect! They don't want you! You are going to a party where the host and everyone there hates your rotting guts! Why be so pathetic? Stay in your country! Your country has beautiful sites anyway! This will help boost your tourism industry! Help create more jobs! Help your local economy! See? You win too! As for them, they win too because... well, they won't have to deal with you anymore.
Now Canadians, you know I am right! Perhaps you've even considered it among yourselves but for some bizarre reason you won't do it! Canadians just want to whine and stress themselves out. They won't do it, not even after every evil thing the US has done. Not even after the millions they have killed!
I wonder, if Iran or North Korea were as powerful, would you have relations with them? Would you trade with them? Would people flock to an Iranian version of McDonald's or watch a North Korean version of The Avengers?