I really mean this, Pole Dancing Should Be An Olympic Sport.

Pole Dancing a Sport.


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karrie

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PLEASE!..

diving doesn't give off any sexual vibes whatsoever.

i'm pretty sure the women judges aren't at all thinking any sort of sexual thoughts when they watch.

a man? ya of course.. after all, sex IS on the brain.

I sat and watched the divers at the pool the other day. Muscles rippling, speedo stretched tight over some pretty impressive bodies.... you'd probably keel over if you knew what was going through my head.
 

karrie

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Chili, my point was, watching nicely shaped bodies do impressive things sparks 'sexual vibes'. Being female doesn't make us immune to them, trust me. Gymnastics, swimming, wrestling, running, javelin, long jump.... all are impressive.
 

karrie

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Swinging around a pole is just an extension of twirling a baton. Folks can sexualize anything.

Well yeah... physical displays of strength and agility, physical health, still spark in us a mating instinct. We're not so far evolved that we don't notice a great body and wonderful skill, and translate that into what that means genetically.
 

Chiliagon

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Chili, my point was, watching nicely shaped bodies do impressive things sparks 'sexual vibes'. Being female doesn't make us immune to them, trust me. Gymnastics, swimming, wrestling, running, javelin, long jump.... all are impressive.

yeah but I've watched Female swimming and diving.. and gymnastics.

the closest I've gotten to having any sort of sexual urge or excitement is that the ladies are attractive. but when I see them in their 1 piece suits, I'm not at all thinking "ooh I'd like her to do that to me on my bed!!"
 

karrie

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yeah but I've watched Female swimming and diving.. and gymnastics.

the closest I've gotten to having any sort of sexual urge or excitement is that the ladies are attractive. but when I see them in their 1 piece suits, I'm not at all thinking "ooh I'd like her to do that to me on my bed!!"

And? You recognize they're attractive, admire them, watch them move... for some people that's plenty exciting... they don't need to switch over to porn fantasies to still be in the realm of responding sexually.
 

damngrumpy

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It would sure beat ping pong I tell you. How many downs would be allowed if we added
chesterfield rugby?
I think we are onto to something here, it is a sport for both summer and winter games
and Olympic auditioning could take place year round on its own channel.
Just like American Idol we could find the best across the country.
I think it would bring us altogether especially when they enter the pairs competition.
 

petros

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If pole dancing turns out to be anything like gymnastics you fellows would be sporting wood over a 14 year old.
 

Cliffy

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yeah but I've watched Female swimming and diving.. and gymnastics.

the closest I've gotten to having any sort of sexual urge or excitement is that the ladies are attractive. but when I see them in their 1 piece suits, I'm not at all thinking "ooh I'd like her to do that to me on my bed!!"
Chili, I didn't realize you were such a prude. It would be a great addition to Olympics.
 

Chiliagon

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it'll never happen.

because they'll never be able to eliminate the aspect of the Adult part of it from people's minds.

OH

and besides, events have to have both male and female competitors..

and who's gonna watch a man dance on a pole like that?

new events, I mean.
 

petros

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it'll never happen.

because they'll never be able to eliminate the aspect of the Adult part of it from people's minds.

OH

and besides, events have to have both male and female competitors..

and who's gonna watch a man dance on a pole like that?

new events, I mean.
Go to Buddy's on Jasper Ave sometime. You'll find plenty of male pole dancers and men who watch them.
 

lone wolf

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Did you forget, half the population is female. If they eliminated every event that someone can draw a sexual overtone upon. there would be no Olympics and we'd all dress in shower curtains.