I Hate Americans

hunboldt

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I like Americans:








Dude: You LOVE hairspray!

Nope afraid not, I'd had completely forgotten the thread until I got 3 "reds" for posts I had written four years ago. You're half right, I had Alzheimers as far as the thread went, but sorry no Alzheimers whatsoever regarding recent events. -:)

You deserve greenies for honesty...
 

cj44

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Hey cj44, do you realize this thread was started 4 years ago. That's the thing I hate most about Americans....they don't understand how time works.



Another reason to hate Americans. The pussies are afraid of Avatars.
You are right. You figured us out. We don't understand how time works. Here we thought we were fooling the world all these years with wearing watches and timepieces. I have to hand it to you Cannuck. You are real Sherlock Holmes. You have exposed the wicked truth about us Yankees.

How about those Blackhawks? We just won the cup you know. Oh wait, that was in June. If I could only understand time.
 

JLM

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You are right. You figured us out. We don't understand how time works. Here we thought we were fooling the world all these years with wearing watches and timepieces. I have to hand it to you Cannuck. You are real Sherlock Holmes. You have exposed the wicked truth about us Yankees.

How about those Blackhawks? We just won the cup you know. Oh wait, that was in June. If I could only understand time.

As embarrassing as it is to admit it, out of 35 million people there is a handful like Cannuck...............his candle is flickering! -:)
 

cj44

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As embarrassing as it is to admit it, out of 35 million people there is a handful like Cannuck...............his candle is flickering! -:)
I like Cannuck. He says what he thinks. And actually those mumsers he had on his hate list - who could argue. They are a bunch of nitwits. And we Americans are embarassed by the fool Americans that make their little worlds all about the latest celebrity news.

I love Canada. We vacation there often. You Canadians are nice.
 

JLM

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I like Cannuck. He says what he thinks. And actually those mumsers he had on his hate list - who could argue. They are a bunch of nitwits. And we Americans are embarassed by the fool Americans that make their little worlds all about the latest celebrity news.

I love Canada. We vacation there often. You Canadians are nice.

We try our best. -:)
 

JLM

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You are right. You figured us out. We don't understand how time works. Here we thought we were fooling the world all these years with wearing watches and timepieces. I have to hand it to you Cannuck. You are real Sherlock Holmes. You have exposed the wicked truth about us Yankees.

How about those Blackhawks? We just won the cup you know. Oh wait, that was in June. If I could only understand time.

As embarrassing as it is to admit it, out of 35 million people there is a handful like Cannuck...............his candle is flickering! -:)

Ah, tacky. Gotcha.

Not a biggie, Karrie, some like trolling deep! -:)

I see that for some reason a post I posted earlier has "reposted" itself just now for some reason. Actually not the first time this has happened, so one has to be careful when trying to determine when posts were actually posted.
 

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I like Cannuck. He says what he thinks. And actually those mumsers he had on his hate list - who could argue. They are a bunch of nitwits. And we Americans are embarassed by the fool Americans that make their little worlds all about the latest celebrity news.

I love Canada. We vacation there often. You Canadians are nice.

Thats because you are a lot alike. Both of you speak(write?) without thinking.
 

Cannuck

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How about those Blackhawks? We just won the cup you know. Oh wait, that was in June. If I could only understand time.

Americans don't understand the game of hockey. That's another reason why I hate them. NHL ref Mike Leggo, an old buddy of mine, had to go above and beyond in a recent game, explaining to the Americans what is and isn't allowed. If your interested in learning the rules, go to you tube and search "ref you can't do that".
 

cj44

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Thats because you are a lot alike. Both of you speak(write?) without thinking.
Hey. I can't think and write at the same time.

Americans don't understand the game of hockey. That's another reason why I hate them. NHL ref Mike Leggo, an old buddy of mine, had to go above and beyond in a recent game, explaining to the Americans what is and isn't allowed. If your interested in learning the rules, go to you tube and search "ref you can't do that".
I know all there is to know about Hockey. I think all teams are at a disadvantage ever since they eliminated the short stop position.
 

Cannuck

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I think all teams are at a disadvantage ever since they eliminated the short stop position.

Reason 45,679 for hating Americans. You people are so damn insensitive. The term short stop is so demeaning to the vertically challenged baseball players. I understand that isn't a big problem since everybody that plays your national game is on roids (reason 45,680).
 

cj44

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Reason 45,679 for hating Americans. You people are so damn insensitive. The term short stop is so demeaning to the vertically challenged baseball players. I understand that isn't a big problem since everybody that plays your national game is on roids (reason 45,680).
Indeed. Satan has invaded the baseball parrellogram and distributed his drug to the league. They are all hopped up on the stuff. Don't know why anyone bothers to watch the game.
 

EagleSmack

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Come on eaglesmack is so tongue in cheek its amusing..
I appreciate he has views that I don't agree with that's
how we all have a conversation and exchange views.
He has said some things to me that would insult others
and I have expressed my opinion at times that he does
agree with. .

Because your views are exactly like the views of the Tea Party except you rant against them and the GOP.
 

hunboldt

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Reason 45,679 for hating Americans. You people are so damn insensitive. The term short stop is so demeaning to the vertically challenged baseball players. I understand that isn't a big problem since everybody that plays your national game is on roids (reason 45,680).


If we are demanding precise terminology, the word is properly spelled " Canuck"
 

Cannuck

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If we are demanding precise terminology, the word is properly spelled " Canuck"

It would be properly spelled Canuck if the word was referring to the hockey team or the slang term for Canadian. Since it refers to neither and refers to my name, it is spelled exactly the way it is supposed to be. Are you an American? They have funny ways of spelling lots of words. That's why I hate them.

That's cause we already got quebec.

...and be thankful for that. Because we have Kweebeck, Satan won't come near us. He hates Kweebeckers more than I hate Americans
 

smallandmighty

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Ann Margaret is a beautiful wonderful woman. To judge all Americans by today's horrible actors is ridiculous. I have been to the US many times, and my father's family is from there. I recently spent 19 days in July, did 8 states, and found the Americans more friendly and hospital than most Canadians. Hell today if you walk anywhere in Canada, people go to more effort to avoid eye contact, because heaven forbid they may feel obligated to try an old fashioned "hello"! I also found that customer service is thing of the past in Canada,but alive and well in USA. Anyone who says they hate Americans has to come from jealousy and nothing else.
Canadians could use adopting some of the American pride, in country and traditions!