How White are You?

Mowich

Hall of Fame Member
Dec 25, 2005
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Eagle Creek
Good grief.........I really need to have my DNA checked after this score.

You checked off 9 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You're the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that's OK because the sun is your friend and that's cool as shit.
 

Dexter Sinister

Unspecified Specialist
Oct 1, 2004
10,168
536
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Regina, SK
5 of 100, officially not white, got a picture of Colin Powell after answering the questions. Except that I very obviously AM white to even the most casual observer. What am I to make of this, that my many years of a good liberal education have transcended the stereotype? Or maybe it's just another demonstration of the sorry fact that 80% of what's out there on the Internet is crap.
 

Curious Cdn

Hall of Fame Member
Feb 22, 2015
37,070
6
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Good grief.........I really need to have my DNA checked after this score.

You checked off 9 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You're the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that's OK because the sun is your friend and that's cool as shit.

I've discovered that Celts are not REALLY white, after all which I sort of knew ..

5 of 100, officially not white, got a picture of Colin Powell after answering the questions. Except that I very obviously AM white to even the most casual observer. What am I to make of this, that my many years of a good liberal education have transcended the stereotype? Or maybe it's just another demonstration of the sorry fact that 80% of what's out there on the Internet is crap.

I'd be honoured to have a score like Colin Powell's.
 

DaSleeper

Trolling Hypocrites
May 27, 2007
33,676
1,665
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Northern Ontario,
5 of 100, officially not white, got a picture of Colin Powell after answering the questions. Except that I very obviously AM white to even the most casual observer. What am I to make of this, that my many years of a good liberal education have transcended the stereotype? Or maybe it's just another demonstration of the sorry fact that 80% of what's out there on the Internet is crap.
Bingo!

The same goes for people who look to the internet for a medical diagnosis.....
 

Twila

Nanah Potato
Mar 26, 2003
14,698
73
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5 of 100, officially not white, got a picture of Colin Powell after answering the questions. Except that I very obviously AM white to even the most casual observer. What am I to make of this, that my many years of a good liberal education have transcended the stereotype? Or maybe it's just another demonstration of the sorry fact that 80% of what's out there on the Internet is crap.

facts...there are no facts anymore. being this is the internet you can make of it whatever you want.

I've discovered that Celts are not REALLY white, after all which I sort of knew ..
uh....what? like were they beige? golden? bronze?