Hot Off the Press- Jesus Seen on Bottom of Iron

[Spade]

To get rid of warts:
Take phosphorus from the head of a strike-anywhere match. Work it well into the wart. Then light the wart and watch the flame circle and cook.
O yes, be sure to yell "Geezesss!

 

[Cliffy]

To get rid of warts:
Take phosphorus from the head of a strike-anywhere match. Work it well into the wart. Then light the wart and watch the flame circle and cook.
O yes, be sure to yell "Geezesss!

Now this is the best cure ever. But I think you should have said, "be sure to yell Geezess! amongst all the other expletives."

 

[Nuggler]

:smile: Could that obviously genuine picture of Jesus be transferred to her forehead if she got the iron realllllllly hot??:blob6:

:laughing6:

 

[Cliffy]

:smile: Could that obviously genuine picture of Jesus be transferred to her forehead if she got the iron realllllllly hot??:blob6:

:laughing6:

Or just whack her in the head with it like the TV evangelists do and yell, "Begone Satan!" Maybe that would cure her.

 

[AnnaG]

I am a scatologist and I have never seen a face even in cow pies although the patterns in my bathroom floor tiles are full of them.

Your tiles are full of cow pies? You've trained your pets to go to the washroom? WOW! Now all you need to do, I guess, is get them to aim better.

 

[AnnaG]

Sadly, people sometimes look for physical manifestation when the reality is that Jesus wouldn't reveal himself this way. If you want to be convinced one day like Dex does, then listen to the testimonies of people who have been healed of afflictions by Jesus. That's how he reveals himself, and he does it everyday.

So you don't believe that people should practise medicine? Leave it up to the dead guy? Interesting.

 

[AnnaG]

To get rid of warts:
Take phosphorus from the head of a strike-anywhere match. Work it well into the wart. Then light the wart and watch the flame circle and cook.
O yes, be sure to yell "Geezesss!

Take a pair of pliers, grip the wart firmly, and give a good yank. That works, too. Les ripped his wart off his thumb by accident. No compound W, no begging Jesus the dead guy, etc.

 

[Cliffy]

Your tiles are full of cow pies? You've trained your pets to go to the washroom? WOW! Now all you need to do, I guess, is get them to aim better.

I knew that someone would point that out.:lol:

 

[JLM]

Take a pair of pliers, grip the wart firmly, and give a good yank. That works, too. Les ripped his wart off his thumb by accident. No compound W, no begging Jesus the dead guy, etc.

Ooooooooooooh that could smart...........almost as much as hooking onto another body appendage and doing the same thing. :lol::lol::lol:

 

[AnnaG]

Ooooooooooooh that could smart...........almost as much as hooking onto another body appendage and doing the same thing. :lol::lol::lol:

According to Bud, Les hissed and bled like a stuck pig. If all he did was hiss, then it didn't hurt much. lol

 

[Spade]

Look for a politician's face - warts et al!

Apologies to those with foot fetishes! But, if you look at the collection in the upper-right quadrant... And, I thought he was at the Commonwealth Conference...

 

[AnnaG]

Look for a politician's face - warts et al!

Apologies to those with foot fetishes! But, if you look at the collection in the upper-right quadrant... And, I thought he was at the Commonwealth Conference...

The constellation Orion?

 

[Spade]

The constellation Orion?

You Sirius?

 

[Cliffy]

You Sirius?

Thems Sirius warts. Though I am usually good at seeing faces in just about anything, I couldn't see Harpo's mug in those warts.

 

[VanIsle]

So basically you don't believe that Jesus heals, which begs the questions since you are a believer: If Jesus healed while on earth, why wouldn't he heal today? What is known for sure is that God can do no wrong. The fact that your daughter-in-law's mother was not healed although she believed, doesn't mean that God wronged her. Did she have sin she wouldn't repent, even if the Lord was convicting her and asking her to do so? Was she not forgiving someone from her past? Things like this prevent healing. As for the wart thing, I'm very skeptical.

No. I don't. If Jesus heals then you tell me why children die of cancer and the like. Don't even attempt to try to tell me than an innocent baby has sinned. Are you going to tell me that my grandson is the way he is, is because he sinned before birth???? Let's get real.

 

[Cliffy]

No. I don't. If Jesus heals then you tell me why children die of cancer and the like. Don't even attempt to try to tell me than an innocent baby has sinned. Are you going to tell me that my grandson is the way he is, is because he sinned before birth???? Let's get real.

You have to factor into consideration the slight possibility of dealing with a pot addled brain here, VanIsle. I can say with the certainty of having been there myself, that there is a muddle factor involved.;-)

 

[AnnaG]

You Sirius?

lol Nope. Just plain lil ol Anna. We're thinking about getting a sirius radio, though.

 

[JLM]

No. I don't. If Jesus heals then you tell me why children die of cancer and the like. Don't even attempt to try to tell me than an innocent baby has sinned. Are you going to tell me that my grandson is the way he is, is because he sinned before birth???? Let's get real.

YOu can't equate one with the other VanIsle, the world runs based on the masses, the Supreme Power (God, Allah, MOther Nature, the Great Spirit) doesn't delve into individuals he's concerned with the good of the planet and just concerns him/herself with trends. This life we are in here is just one stopping place, it's a like a whistle stop on a long train ride. No individual gets rewarded or punished for anything. That line of logic is something that was generated by control freaks, like these idiots that yell and scream at the pulpit, they are just trying to generate a little self importance. The world doesn't run on the idiocy of self-important individuals. There is a 'Supreme Power who is in control & the likes of Oral Roberts and Jimmy Swaggart are just chunks of debris that keep getting in the way.

 

[AnnaG]

YOu can't equate one with the other VanIsle, the world runs based on the masses, the Supreme Power (God, Allah, MOther Nature, the Great Spirit) doesn't delve into individuals he's concerned with the good of the planet and just concerns him/herself with trends.

The good of the planet? Then gods are definitely failures. Whatta mess.

This life we are in here is just one stopping place, it's a like a whistle stop on a long train ride. No individual gets rewarded or punished for anything. That line of logic is something that was generated by control freaks, like these idiots that yell and scream at the pulpit, they are just trying to generate a little self importance. The world doesn't run on the idiocy of self-important individuals. There is a 'Supreme Power who is in control & the likes of Oral Roberts and Jimmy Swaggart are just chunks of debris that keep getting in the way.

That's as good a guess as any.

 

[VanIsle]

YOu can't equate one with the other VanIsle, the world runs based on the masses, the Supreme Power (God, Allah, MOther Nature, the Great Spirit) doesn't delve into individuals he's concerned with the good of the planet and just concerns him/herself with trends. This life we are in here is just one stopping place, it's a like a whistle stop on a long train ride. No individual gets rewarded or punished for anything. That line of logic is something that was generated by control freaks, like these idiots that yell and scream at the pulpit, they are just trying to generate a little self importance. The world doesn't run on the idiocy of self-important individuals. There is a 'Supreme Power who is in control & the likes of Oral Roberts and Jimmy Swaggart are just chunks of debris that keep getting in the way.

Don't mis-understand me JLM. If we are to believe that God/Jesus heals, then no one would ever be sick. We say God is all forgiving so sin cannot be used as an excuse as Ally suggested. Some people believe that God even goes so far as to create illnesses such as AIDS because of sin or because the world is over populated. I believe that life happens. I also believe that most illnesses are caused by the things we do. My grandson's mother did not know she was expecting a child and had one night where she got totally hammered. But then for most of her pregnancy she lived mostly on a diet of coca-cola and chocolate bars. Do we blame the booze night, the lack of nutrition during the pregnancy or do we say it's God's will? I think I would be inclined to believe more in the general lack of proper nutrition over all and maybe lean toward the booze being a factor also but since I have no proof of anything, I cannot see any reason to offer up any blame.

My minister once said to me that he could not understand why people believe that God has chosen their child when a child dies. He said he didn't understand why people believed their child was so special that God takes them. I said to him that people need a reason to believe in because their grief is so great that, that is their way of justifying what seems a senseless death. He was taken back by my response but also agreed with it. His own wife, who appeared so totally healthy, suddenly died enroute to Red Deer just over a year ago. She awoke with a violent headache and while he raced her to the hospital within something like 7 min. time, too much damage was done for them to save her from what was occurring inside her brain. Her death saved the lives of some and gave purpose to others. They were able to donate pretty much any part of her body that could be donated and she was about 60 yrs. old. Now here is where Alley would say she probably caused her own death through sin. She believed in Jesus but she did not believe in the healing he was said to have done. She was a nurse and said that as a nurse, she struggled with that belief. That minister still lives in your town today and he is still struggling with the loss of his wife. Not in a religious way but he just misses her terribly.