Excuse me a moment everyone. Everyone? Excuse me...thank you. :smile:
A word if you don't mind Mr. tober.
May I call you tobe?
See tobe, the thing is, I'm getting worried that you're losing your fuc
king mind. That you've developed a tolerance for your meds. Or, that maybe, you are happily pursuing a self-fulfillment prophecy whereby you have that growing sense that something dreadful might happen to you whilst you stickhandle about the board on weak-ankled Goodwill skates.
Do ya like video games tobe? They're pretty fun and stuff. I'm rather exceptional at Halo 2 my own self but I digress...anywho, you may have heard of power-ups, upgrades, cheat codes and such. Well I just beat 18 spammers today and ya wanna see what I got as a reward from Jelsoft?
Here look:
Pretty fuc
kin' cool eh.
I don't like to brag but none of the other boys have that one yet.
I like you tobe. Don't misunderstand me. That's why I'm speaking to you in black, not that smarty-pants mod-green they give us. You're a handsome man. If I had a son he might be like you. Ha! Gotchya there didn't I. Old Locutus is a real mirth-maker. Hahahaha. Ahem...
Where was I ? Oh right...now I don't take a lot of pleasure in arbitrarily sending some dic
khead to the penalty box tobe, awww I can't lie to you tobe, I likes ya...I fuc
kin' love doing just that when some ar
sehole becomes a constant pain in everyone's a
ss.
Ain't that right hunboldt? Hunboldt?
I know you're a little shaky too now that Bear is back but take heed sir.
Would you look at the time...I better let you all get back to the topics of the day and all that jazz.
Just like to leave on a note of levity as nobody wants to be labelled as Buzz Killington.
Peace be with you.
Thank you and have a pleasant evening. :smile: