Innocent until proven guilty
Yes, I'm very interested in hearing how they're going to explain away this situation.
"Ah, yes, you see our son's always liked to play down there for some reason, and well, they told us they were going to Austrian Tim Horton's Camp for the summer, so while they were away, we never went down in the cellar. Now that I think about it, I was wondering why they wern't returning our calls at the camp.... who knew they'd lie to us and play down there the whole time, accidentally handcuff themselves and get stuck down there, and then the rats started eating away at them.... yeah, that's it. And we didn't hear their screams because we were listening to Depeche Mode really loud."
Canibalism is a myth, Karrie. Lay off the Hanibal movies would ya?
How the bloody hell can Cannibalism be a myth? Head down to South America and venture into the jungles, locate one of those isolated tribes and tell them you think Canibalism is just a myth.... I'm sure they'd love to educate you on the practice.
Have you ever seen that guy from somewhere in Asia who was arrested and found guilty of cooking and eating new born babies like they were a chicken from the gerocery store? Pretty sick sh*t, I've seen the photos, and I'm certainly not about to post them here.
Cannibalism is the eating of your species:
"is the act or practice of humans eating flesh of other humans. In zoology, the term 'cannibalism' is extended to refer to any species consuming members of its own kind"
Hell, in some older cultures, eating the heart of the enemy you killed was supposed to give you their strength and powers.
And you're going to sit there in your computer chair and tell me it's a Myth?
Dragons and Condoms that give you sensation are Myths, Cannibalism exists in the world and it's not just isolated to remote jungle cultures.