Dear Dr.Dred
This thread is to inform you that you have been fired from your duties as Goat Brothel-Cabana Boy.
The reason for your termination is as follows:
This thread is to inform you that you have been fired from your duties as Goat Brothel-Cabana Boy.
The reason for your termination is as follows:
- Gross Violation of employees
- Theft of Intellectual Property ie: theft of Durka's Lonely Goat Planet Guide.
- Harassment of customers and employees. ie: Secret Cams recording the Inter Species Erotica
- Behaviour unbecoming of a social outcast
- Lewd behavior in the presence with a goat
- Injections of common cleaning products.
Sincerely, DurkaDurka
Goat Brothel Owner/Operator