DocDred, you're Fired!

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eh1eh took the words right outta my mouth...lol...too funny...

Durka this could take a few days for i don't want to flub this....
and i have to go and do things to meself when i get to hot...if you catch me drift...you had to post the cute goat pic....you really are a rascal....
 
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The ballad does not have to include anything sexual, it could be a song about a goat & doc rowing together in a Kayak, or Doc and the goat visiting Canada's Wonderland

i got busted in canada's wonderland ...they did not understand our relationship and the french kissing and fondling got out of hand...thank god i showed some restraint and did not ...well you know....
 
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please durka for the love of my wife sanity...don't make me go on...i think i'm inadverntly programming myself into this beatilaty way of life.....
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beatllaty is a michael jackson..i ment beastility
 

karrie

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yeah, you can PM that to him and anyone else who'd interested Doc... copy and paste, cause I'm taking it down.
 

DurkaDurka

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Doc, your final ballad is amazing... everyone is looking at me at work wondering why the hell I am laughing my ass off.

Job well done... Goat brothel-Cabana Boy
 

Curiosity

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What are you guys drinking? I want some!

 

DurkaDurka

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I found a song lyric generating site... and low and behold, the lyrics contain "goats". lol. Coincidence? or Destiny?

"Goats's creamy continuum didn't carjacked another bona-fide sink with three bikers and the once-4-seconds-old none-iambolliwood63. Or when don't i cook mole guts delicately? And little miss steel shags poopfully! Another ninja goats does blew my fuses. And darn. I contract more chunky. We will attain intrinsically spiffy underpants? The more they dwindle, the more they chronically complement yourself? A steel's gimpy arse biscuit-continuum does are speaking... Goats did or going to terrorize me! And it's better to bind little miss decoded than fishizzle sweaty damn-dirty-apes and a none's steel? Why don't i bite? Then you changed my mind deftly. You won't masterbates. Another bona-fide sink with three bikers doesn't serenade yourself. You do call on the deployment's many more left shoes... Another bona-fide sink with three bikers and rose leblanc and another bona-fide sink with three bikers and common iambolliwood63 did pillage tumor-like little miss commerce."
 

hermanntrude

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OK doc, I've seen it now.

I'll spend a long time trying to forget it.

I think we need a new word to describe you, doc. Funny, yes, sick, yes, but somehow both words fall short, and even combining the two in a sentence don't quite reach the hilarious depths of doc-dom.