DocDred, you're Fired!
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pssst Doc.... everyone seems to have read the ballad but me... could I ummm... well.... demmit man, pm me the ballad! 
Fun, yes, but then again. if he were free to express himself in an open/uncontrolled atmosphere.....well, you know.
Thank goodness this board has the software.....*and the noggins responsible, in charge*
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actually I was, while I was having a bath. It was very romantic, I lit some candles and hummed for a couple hours.
Yeah, Raveen has been playing tricks on me again... he whispered in my ear and told me you are the ghost of Christopher Reeves, Is this true Doc?
no ...but no one wants to hear my tongueing my pricipal the nun's ear to get out of trouble...true doc tales from high school....
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]My Doc[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]Your skin glows like the Bananas, blossoms Slippery as the TurdBlossoms in the purest hope of spring.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]My heart follows your Skin flute voice and leaps like a Goat at the whisper of your name.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]The evening floats in on a great Owl wing.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]I am comforted by your Thong that I carry into the twilight of Zipperbeams and hold next to my buttocks. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of gasonline. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]As my jugs fall from my bra, it reminds me of your truck. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]In the quiet, I listen for the last fart of the day.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]My heated member leaps to my dress. I wait in the moonlight for your secret drilldo so that we may spank as one, digits to digits, in search of the magnificient black and mystical superman of love.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]Your skin glows like the Bananas, blossoms Slippery as the TurdBlossoms in the purest hope of spring.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]My heart follows your Skin flute voice and leaps like a Goat at the whisper of your name.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]The evening floats in on a great Owl wing.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]I am comforted by your Thong that I carry into the twilight of Zipperbeams and hold next to my buttocks. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of gasonline. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]As my jugs fall from my bra, it reminds me of your truck. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]In the quiet, I listen for the last fart of the day.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,Arial,helvetica]My heated member leaps to my dress. I wait in the moonlight for your secret drilldo so that we may spank as one, digits to digits, in search of the magnificient black and mystical superman of love.[/FONT]
lol the priests hated me..on the other hand i never got into trouble ever again...and the nun was my get out of any trouble free card for ever...true tale.....
I was drunk...at school dance....she tells me she has to call parents....i get the idea...."Can i tell you a secret?" she puts ear to my mouth."I have fantasies about you"...she giggles like a school girl and smiles it off....couple of minutes later brain wave occurs...."Can I tell you another secret" ear comes over very fast...i tongued it ...quite well i might add....get same school girl reaction.....brother arrives picks me up....weekend of father ...fun times.....all the while...a nuclear waste dump in me head is boiling over what i got to face in school for the next 2 years......she did not tell anyone yet....but i'm like in hell......
Monday arrives.....during home room intercom announces " Will David ******* please report to Sister ******'s office"
i go in ....she asks me if i'm ok...asks how are things at home...never mentions anything about the sex.......
it was awesome....actually to be honest i was sent to her office many a time after...never got in trouble...but became her friend in a way....
very weird life i've had......
I dunno, but maybe D&D (Doc & Durka) Brothel and Recording Studios may be on to something ...
(Not sure how BlackLeaf missed this one! He usually keeps us up to date on the happenings across the pond!)
From this blog ...
Just don't try to take it international or ya could find yourself supporting a whole lot of kids!
Here's the story ...
(Not sure how BlackLeaf missed this one! He usually keeps us up to date on the happenings across the pond!)
From this blog ...
Just don't try to take it international or ya could find yourself supporting a whole lot of kids!
Here's the story ...
Oh, and Doc ... I'm almost afraid to ask, but please send me the work of art as well? heeheeSudan's famous goat 'wife' dies
Charles Tombe is refusing to comment on the affair
The best-known goat in Sudan has died months after being "married" to a man in the South Sudan capital, Juba, the BBC has learned.
Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to "marry" her last February.
"The idea was to publicly embarrass the man," says Tom Rhodes, editor of the Juba Post, which first ran the story.
The BBC's story of the "wedding" caught the public imagination and became one of the most read internet stories.
Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba.
'Sense of humour'
After the marriage, Rose had a male kid - but "not a human one" - Mr Rhodes said, hastily.
The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe.
More than a year after the BBC story was first published, it is still picked up by various web forums and being emailed across the world. Recently it got more than 100,000 page views for five successive days.
Over time, it has received several million hits - making it historically one of the biggest-hitting stories the BBC News website has published.
A Google search uncovers more than 1m different web pages, based on the same story.
Mr Rhodes, a Briton who helped found the Juba Post in 2004, was shocked when he learned how many people around the world had read the story his newspaper had originally published as a short, light-hearted account and not even bothered to publish on its website.
"Wow - what have we done? We have triggered a monster," he said.
He said that he had seen that it occasionally returned in the BBC's "Most read stories" and was worried that he would have trouble with South Sudanese, accusing his paper of tarnishing the image of the region - now trying to rebuild after 21 years of war.
But he says he has not come across any such anger.
"It doesn't portray Sudan in a bad light - it shows the Sudanese have a sense of humour," he says, referring to the elders' original punishment.
He has, however, had people come up and say to him: "Oh, you're the goat man."
Mr Rhodes explains that South Sudan remains a conservative society.
If a man is caught sleeping with a girl, he is ordered to marry her immediately in order to save her honour and that of her family, he says.
This was the basis for Mr Tombe's punishment, after the goat's owner found him with his animal and complained to local elders.
They ordered him to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50, at the time) and also named the goat Rose.
Afterwards, he left with the goat, not quite hand-in-hand, more hand-in-hoof, to his home in the Hai Malakal suburb of Juba - and not in Upper Nile State as we originally reported.