COVID-19 'Pandemic'

Blackleaf

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You have nickle hookers in toothless land?
Gross.

Well prostitution, as well as being the world's oldest profession (according to Rudyard Kipling), is also a fairly global profession, too, just as shoemaking and ironmongering are.

I just happen to live right near a street where loads of such women who have taken up that profession ply their trade each night.
 
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Blackleaf

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I had a date with one on Friday night at 10.30pm, but she didn't turn up. We know each other well now. We've had a few business meetings.

We had arranged days ago to meet up at 10:30pm outside the shop that used to be a pub on Lever Street straight after I finished work.

Walking down Lever Street on Friday afternoon to go to work I heard a female voice to my left calling my name. I looked to my left and there she was. I think she was going to that shop.

"Are we still meeting up tonight?", she said.

"Yeah", I said.

"What time, babes?", she said.

I said: "Half ten."

And then I said: "Where are we meeting?"

"Here!", she said.

"Don't worry, I won't look like this tonight", she said. So she was planning on tarting herself up for our date.

So after work at 10:30pm I turn up outside the shop. And she wasn't there. I waited for about 20 minutes and no sign of her. So I went to another shop nearby, got a few beers and some tuna for my cat, and went home.

My theory is she was there waiting for me but before I turned up another customer came along so she did him instead.
 

Ocean Breeze

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I had a date with one on Friday night at 10.30pm, but she didn't turn up. We know each other well now. We've had a few business meetings.

We had arranged days ago to meet up at 10:30pm outside the shop that used to be a pub on Lever Street straight after I finished work.

Walking down Lever Street on Friday afternoon to go to work I heard a female voice to my left calling my name. I looked to my left and there she was. I think she was going to that shop.

"Are we still meeting up tonight?", she said.

"Yeah", I said.

"What time, babes?", she said.

I said: "Half ten."

And then I said: "Where are we meeting?"

"Here!", she said.

"Don't worry, I won't look like this tonight", she said. So she was planning on tarting herself up for our date.

So after work at 10:30pm I turn up outside the shop. And she wasn't there. I waited for about 20 minutes and no sign of her. So I went to another shop nearby, got a few beers and some tuna for my cat, and went home.

My theory is she was there waiting for me but before I turned up another customer came along so she did him instead.
OR she is practicing "social distancing" ;-)
 

Blackleaf

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"essential services"?.....Of course ;-)

It's even more essential for many men during his dark time of social isolation.

Some men aren't able to get their essential female conjugal requirements right now.
 

Ocean Breeze

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It's even more essential for many men during his dark time of social isolation.

Some men aren't able to get their essential female conjugal requirements right now.
It sorta contradicts the self isolation practice though ;-)
 

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I had a date with one on Friday night at 10.30pm, but she didn't turn up. We know each other well now. We've had a few business meetings.

We had arranged days ago to meet up at 10:30pm outside the shop that used to be a pub on Lever Street straight after I finished work.

Walking down Lever Street on Friday afternoon to go to work I heard a female voice to my left calling my name. I looked to my left and there she was. I think she was going to that shop.

"Are we still meeting up tonight?", she said.

"Yeah", I said.

"What time, babes?", she said.

I said: "Half ten."

And then I said: "Where are we meeting?"

"Here!", she said.

"Don't worry, I won't look like this tonight", she said. So she was planning on tarting herself up for our date.

So after work at 10:30pm I turn up outside the shop. And she wasn't there. I waited for about 20 minutes and no sign of her. So I went to another shop nearby, got a few beers and some tuna for my cat, and went home.

My theory is she was there waiting for me but before I turned up another customer came along so she did him instead.
sorry to hear that your date was a bust. ;)
 

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Some governors have stepped up during the coronavirus crisis. Others, not so much.
Some governors — frustrated by the Trump administration — are taking charge while Washington is playing catch-up, several experts on leadership told NBC News.

Trump didn’t declare a national emergency until March 13, by which point 20 governors — a dozen Democrats and eight Republicans — had already declared emergencies in their states. Governors like Andrew Cuomo of New York, Mike DeWine of Ohio, and Jay Inslee of Washington state are “pushing the federal government” for assistance or raising the alarm about community spread, said one political science professor. But others, particularly in the South, have not risen to the occasion.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...irus-others-not-n1170706?cid=eml_nbn_20200329
Several experts on leadership , I like that . I see these experts are simply democrats and biased , but good headline . NorthWestern University, my word .
 

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Well prostitution, as well as being the world's oldest profession (according to Rudyard Kipling), is also a fairly global profession, too, just as shoemaking and ironmongering are.

I just happen to live right near a street where loads of such women who have taken up that profession ply their trade each night.
Funny Rudyard used to own property in Vancouver in an area teeming with hookers .
 

Blackleaf

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It sorta contradicts the self isolation practice though ;-)

Yeah, but Boris said that people working in essential industries still have to go to work.

That's why prostitution and my service of providing people and companies with toilets are allowed to continue.

Social distancing doesn't apply to those of us still working. In work I'm driving my man-up truck order picking toilets and sinks and baths for eight hours while having to make do with wearing one of those useless facemasks provided to us by our supervisor Phil Canty ("Phil C#nty").

I know it's dangerous what I do right now. I feel like one of those brave souls who ventured onto the roof of the nuclear reactor at Chernobyl to clean up the radioactive debris after it exploded. But like those men, somebody's got to do it.
 
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