COVID-19 'Pandemic'

Blackleaf

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You mean "Outa sight"?

Prostitutes do almost anything to any man as long as they pay. It's their job.

The one that didn't turn up on Friday doesn't do anal, though. But some of the girls do.
 

Avro52

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I had a date with one on Friday night at 10.30pm, but she didn't turn up. We know each other well now. We've had a few business meetings.
We had arranged days ago to meet up at 10:30pm outside the shop that used to be a pub on Lever Street straight after I finished work.
Walking down Lever Street on Friday afternoon to go to work I heard a female voice to my left calling my name. I looked to my left and there she was. I think she was going to that shop.
"Are we still meeting up tonight?", she said.
"Yeah", I said.
"What time, babes?", she said.
I said: "Half ten."
And then I said: "Where are we meeting?"
"Here!", she said.
"Don't worry, I won't look like this tonight", she said. So she was planning on tarting herself up for our date.
So after work at 10:30pm I turn up outside the shop. And she wasn't there. I waited for about 20 minutes and no sign of her. So I went to another shop nearby, got a few beers and some tuna for my cat, and went home.
My theory is she was there waiting for me but before I turned up another customer came along so she did him instead.


Date....?

 

Hoid

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John Prine incubated for covid19. After all his cancer surgery his lungs would be compromised.

finest song writer of my generation.

Thoughts and prayers going out to you tonight.

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
 

Ocean Breeze

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Trump extends social distancing guidelines to end of April
President Donald Trump on Sunday revised his administration's social distancing guidelines aimed at stopping the spread of the coronavirus to the end of April.

Trump last week said he wanted to have the country up and running by Easter Sunday, April 12, despite warnings from top health experts that easing guidelines too soon could wreak havoc on the country.

But on Sunday, Trump said Easter was "just an aspiration," and said he expects "great things to be happening" by June 1.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/do...ts-great-things-n1171536?cid=eml_nbn_20200329
 

Avro52

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Ocean Breeze

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The governors have been the real leaders here except for Florida and some other back water shite hole I can't remember. Trump is just worried about himself and how the bad people are not praising Dear Leader 24/7. It's actually quite pathetic.

Reddie.
LOL......Reddie indeed. That is one prediction one can make on here.aka "Reddie Virus "??

But I agree totally. There is still no leadership from the Trump gang. They are to busy doing the ratings thing now. Trumps thing today was that his press convergences are having very good ratings. So......THAT is why he appears in person......whether it is nec or not!!
Oh and his wanting to be appreciated or he won't make any necessary calls. Even for him that is low. SULK alert ;-)

reddie !!! ;-)
 
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Walter

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LOL......Reddie indeed. That is one prediction one can make on here.
But I agree totally. There is still no leadership from the Trump gang. They are to busy doing the ratings thing now. Trumps thing today was that his press convergences are having very good ratings. So......THAT is why he appears in person......whether it is nec or not!!
Oh and his wanting to be appreciated or he won't make any necessary calls. Even for him that is low. SULK alert ;-)
reddie !!! ;-)
And Trump’s approval ratings continue to climb.
 

Avro52

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LOL......Reddie indeed. That is one prediction one can make on here.aka "Reddie Virus "??
But I agree totally. There is still no leadership from the Trump gang. They are to busy doing the ratings thing now. Trumps thing today was that his press convergences are having very good ratings. So......THAT is why he appears in person......whether it is nec or not!!
Oh and his wanting to be appreciated or he won't make any necessary calls. Even for him that is low. SULK alert ;-)
reddie !!! ;-)


Just got it as predicted.;-)
 

Ocean Breeze

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I feel for you man, as that has happened to me too. I have not picked up anyone in quite some time, as I would just meet women at pubs. However, I did take a stroll down 95 St NW in Edmonton, and turned at 118 Ave NW. Nothing. You would think business would pick up with Men having nothing to do out there. I know the liquor stores are seeing record business.
It is amazing to see what rises to importance in a crisis ;-)

Sex and alcohol. :)
 

Ocean Breeze

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Just imagine if Obama or George W were president. They would be sitting at 80% approval rating.

Adolf Hitler could run the United States in a pandemic, and likely get a 45% approval rating.
You have a point.
 

B00Mer

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Water-based gel works much better. I noticed the Adult Sex Shop in my area is still open, in spite of literally everything else in Alberta being closed. I had no idea it was considered "essential" by the Government.

First off TMI, no need to know what you use to jerk off..

It's not, they had the local police in Airdrie shutting down the car wash.

They are starting to give heavy fines.
 

Avro52

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Just imagine if Obama or George W were president. They would be sitting at 80% approval rating.
Adolf Hitler could run the United States in a pandemic, and likely get a 45% approval rating.

Trump is not Hitler. That comparison shows your complete lack of understanding on what a horrible historical figure Hitler was.