I had a date with one on Friday night at 10.30pm, but she didn't turn up. We know each other well now. We've had a few business meetings. 
                                                                                    We had arranged days ago to meet up at 10:30pm outside the shop that used to be a pub on Lever Street straight after I finished work.  
                                                                                    Walking down Lever Street on Friday afternoon to go to work I heard a female voice to my left calling my name. I looked to my left and there she was. I think she was going to that shop. 
                                                                                    "Are we still meeting up tonight?", she said.
                                                                                    "Yeah", I said.
                                                                                    "What time, babes?", she said.
                                                                                    I said: "Half ten."
                                                                                    And then I said: "Where are we meeting?"
                                                                                    "Here!", she said.
                                                                                    "Don't worry, I won't look like this tonight", she said. So she was planning on tarting herself up for our  date.
                                                                                    So after work at 10:30pm I turn up outside the shop. And she wasn't there. I waited for about 20 minutes and no sign of her. So I went to another shop nearby, got a few beers and some tuna for my cat, and went home.
                                                                                    My theory is she was there waiting for me but before I turned up another customer came along so she did him instead.