Bathroom Stall Humor-Wisdom & Wonder

tpacuriosity

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:laughing7::pottytrain2::happy6::pottytrain2::pottytrain1::laughing5: Just as writings, scratched onto cave walls and into trees, once reflected the sentiments of those times, what we often see today, found brazenly etched within the confines of public toilets from Secaucus to Seattle, occasionally enlighten and often entertain the masses during the execution of a necessary human function that has become all too routine. So, please scan your memories for what you would consider a respectable contribution to the Public Stall Philosophers Hall of Fame! *If possible, identify city and type of establishment
(not for the easily offended)

Initial submission:

The following was found in a bar in New York City:



I ****ed Your Mother!
(and underneath was written:)

go home dad, you're drunk
 

Colpy

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In a stall at UNB-SJ.....

Above the toilet paper.

Bachelor of Arts degrees....take one.

WARNING!!! Offensive....

Also in a UNB-SJ stall.

Brian Mulrooney was conceived through anal intercourse.
 

Cliffy

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this is an oldy: Eat Sh!t. 10 Billion flies can't be wrong.

In a bar in Montreal around 1967 over a urinal. Good thing was already pissing when I read that.

Same bar: The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
 

Goober

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Best one i saw was when i was in Bosnia/Croatia for 3 1/2 years

Locked into a camp - same people etc
In the stalls - constant writing such as " I love it here the New Guy.

Ain't this place grand The New Guy and so on.
 

Cliffy

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You can shake it
You can squeeze it
you can bang it on the wall
but it always waits 'til its in your pants
to let the last drop fall
 

Dexter Sinister

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Best one I've ever seen: "My mother made me a homosexual," and below that in a different script was "If I buy her the wool, will she make me one too?"

There's a whole book about this stuff, called The Scrawl of the Wild, by Norton Mockridge, if my memory's correct. Probably out of print, I haven't seen it since I moved out of my parents' house about 40 years ago...