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Magic.
The cosmos cause us to reflect on our own mortality, and truly help us to grasp how small we are in comparison with the universe. that being said, are you wearing pants right now?
It goes great with deptheria water, sort of a snack item thats an aquired taste. But it's sort of tastes like locker room locker scum...that stuff on 40 year old inside locker scum ya love to lick.
How does one remove belly button lint without the sicky feeling?
It's because you are so much smarter than the rest of the world silly.
Why do only other peoples farts smell bad?
Why do only other peoples farts smell bad?
You can only love your own brand!
Why does Taco Bell liquefy my colon approx 10 minutes after eating it?
Why does Taco Bell liquefy my colon approx 10 minutes after eating it?
Because matter cannot be destroyed, it can only be changed to another form...in this case back to its original state.
Why do people install paper rolling off the back of the roll?
Muz
One of lifes mysteries. Everyone knows, or should be made aware, the paper goes over the top. End of discussion. Maybe it is easier for cats to unravel the rolls from the back. Ya that's it, it's a cat thing. Note: Dogs don't unrole the TP.
Why? ( Don't just say zed. )
Maybe it's colour blind.........
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
some loser or another, i suppose
why don't seals have legs so they can walk like a sensible animal?
why don't seals have legs so they can walk like a sensible animal?
That's what "Easter Seals" was created for--to collect charitable contributions to give seals some legs.
Were you present when your picture was taken?
Were you present when your picture was taken?
Does it still work if you swallow a chewable vitamin whole?
Only if you can throw up and chew again.....
Why does the universal meat taste like chicken?
Becaue it is chicken......
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Only if you can throw up and chew again.....
Why does the universal meat taste like chicken?
Becaue it is chicken......
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Actually, the plants in crop circles arent killed. It would only be cereal assault.
Where is my happy ending?
Where is my happy ending?