Coming up with puns is not like running in a foot race; they must fit the occasion like an old runner.
Noticed...
no probs.
Coming up with puns is not like running in a foot race; they must fit the occasion like an old runner.
Noticed...
no probs.![]()
Someone's peddling something here. I'll hoof it over to get my shovel for them.
I know you are joking, Les. But, I was thinking...It may be that the Mounties are on the wrong path. Instead of washing up onto shore, perhaps the feet are washing down from the foothills?
Perhaps also carried by critters.I know you are joking, Les. But, I was thinking...It may be that the Mounties are on the wrong path. Instead of washing up onto shore, perhaps the feet are washing down from the foothills?
Should be ok as long as no-one sticks size-11 foot in size-12 mouth
That's not so bad, it's the other way around you have to worry about. A size 12 foot in a size 11 mouth. Pinches the toes.
It sounds like, so far, this investigation hasn't got a leg to stand on, and yet the taxpayers are footing the bill!
The investigators need to put in some more leg work.
I think this whole thing was a game of footsies that went horribly wrong.
That's not so bad, it's the other way around you have to worry about. A size 12 foot in a size 11 mouth. Pinches the toes.
That's not so bad, it's the other way around you have to worry about. A size 12 foot in a size 11 mouth. Pinches the toes.
You are absolutely right; the well-heeled need protection they can count on.
PS
Sorry I didn't respond earlier. It's Valentine's Day; took the missus out for a foot long!
The victims, I beleve from the reports, were not ones who likely played bourgeois footsie; most were from the waterfront and down-at-the-heel.
Toe-tally distasteful!
"Better slip with foot than tongue!" - Ben Franklin, the furnace guy.
And then there's the ones who are so screwed up they get the size 11 boot in the size 12 mouth via the rectum! :lol:
And the victim is not likely to be a legend in his time!
Maybe Vic Toews is the cause of all the feet washing up? He sticks a foot in his mouth so often, he probably goes through them like crazy!8O