An Angle Straight to Hell.

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No, this was funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

All now hearken to the wisdom of Vanni!!!
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OMG! that was so funny!!!!
 

Gordon J Torture

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Knowledge is the beginning, Gordon. Not the end.

Exactly. Have I ever implied otherwise? .. If I did, it was not intended.

There can not be an end without a beginning.

You know, in many ways, most of you are hypocritical in everything you do. Everything you say you want, everything you complain about, is caused by the same things you say you can not do without.

You are doomed I guess? .. wtf
 

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The Shameless Shitting Manifesto
By the PoopReport Collective

1.
There are those among us who cough to conceal loud farts, hide in the stall until the person at the sink has left, and, upon seeing someone else when they enter the bathroom, will pretend they came in just to wash their hands.

These are Shameful Shitters. They are an oppressed people.

As humans, we have the right to enter a bathroom, drop a deuce, and leave -- without anyone caring, and without caring if anyone cares.


2.

Rich or poor, black or white, Muslim or Christian or Jew, shitting is a shared human experience with no cultural boundaries. The pleasure and the pain of shitting is something to which all humanity can relate. Such a transcendent experience has the power to unify humanity.

The obstacle we face is Shameful Shitting -- those who repress their own shit for fear of what others may think, and those who repress others' because of shame in their own act.

The only solution is Brown Revolution. The time has come to embrace Shameless Shitting.


3.

We demand a Fecal Utopia, in which all men and women are endowed with certain unalienable excremental rights --

FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT
The most fundamental right of a Shameless Shitter is the right to walk into and out of a public bathroom with one's head held high, feeling no need to disguise the nature of the visit.

FREEDOM OF PRIVACY
If a Shameless Shitter views this as a time for quiet introspection and enjoyment of the self, no one may disturb them with unnecessary noise or unwanted conversation.

FREEDOM FROM JUDGEMENT
When one feels the urge, one may float a log wherever it is appropriate. Although respected as a private act, there is no reason to go out of one's way to hide it -- a Shameless Shitter has the right to shit in doorless stalls, literally and figuratively.

FREEDOM FROM FEAR
All Shitters are denied any right to Showboat Shitting, Poop Exhibitionism, or Turd Terrorism. Any act that violates the sanctity of the bathroom and poisons the bathroom for other Shitters violates the Shameless Shitting Doctrine.


4.

As long there are those who bend to the will of Shameful Shitting, we are not truly free.

Private or public, at work or at home or anywhere else, the only pressure that should concern a Shitter is the one building in the colon.



Rise up! Join the Brown Revolution!

bwhahahahhaahahahhaahhaha
 

Gordon J Torture

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And when the questions I ask, cause a feeling of guilt within you too intense to bare, you cover it up with jokes, and irrelevent conversation.

So be it, says the wise man.
 

I think not

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Gordon J Torture said:
Knowledge is the beginning, Gordon. Not the end.

Exactly. Have I ever implied otherwise? .. If I did, it was not intended.

There can not be an end without a beginning.

You know, in many ways, most of you are hypocritical in everything you do. Everything you say you want, everything you complain about, is caused by the same things you say you can not do without.

You are doomed I guess? .. wtf

Alright, enough theoretical bullshit *puts foot down*. Let me tell you something Mr. Marx-SpinOff, I was raised in a very poor family, I went to high school at night and worked during the day, and did the same in college. I took it upon myself to make something of myself, and that something is alot more than money. So don't bark at me about "proletariat" crap, been there done that. I've done everything from shovel snow to sell hot dogs on the street to get through school and college. And Im dam proud of myself that I have done just that with no help, especially moron from the government.

It seems to me its all about money to you, not the rest of "us". The difference between "us" and you is that we take matters in our own hands and make something of ourselves. Like creating non-profit organizations that helps students. Like not waiting for government hand outs because some of "us" actually have a sense of pride, it means more to me that I have accomplished things in my life than being handed out anything.

Money makes the world go round and thats how life is for now. Perhaps someday, this will change, but not by the likes of you, or by the likes of GWB, your alter ego. It will get better by people I encounter everyday of my life, because I see them as human beings, not by being gay, not by being black, not by being muslim, not by being left or right, but being open minded.

Democracy is a beautiful thing, I can go where I want, when I want and if I want. I get to elect an idiot to govern me, because thats democracy. I get to send a f*ck you letter to my congressman and he can't do a dam thing about it because he's there to serve me and my fellow Americans, because thats democracy. I get to rally in the street against a war I oppose because thats democracy. I get to watch a gay parade in manhattan and watch Christian fundmentalists burn in anger, because thats democracy. And I get to listen to your extreme vision of a philosopher that lived through an era of misery and despair, and anachronistic in his region today. We still have a VERY LONG way to go as human beings, but the hell with dictatorships. Talk about changing human beings first and depleting them of any negative emotions and then talk about a society that "cares" about the collective good. Your the hypocrite here, not "us" and certainly not me.

Proletariat dictatorship? Shove it!
 

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Punches think not in the head! you stepped on my toe :twisted: when you stomped your foot down :twisted:

Sorry torture, but I just through in some humour, it was getting kinda heavy...continue :p
 

Gordon J Torture

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So don't bark at me about "proletariat" crap, been there done that.

OH give me a break. Thousands of people have won the lottery too. They have "been there and done that". That doesn't mean buying lottery tickets every day is a viable way to build a "future"

What it all comes down to is your greedy and afraid. You feel as though you earned the right to be above at least some other men in status and in quality of life, and you dont want to give that up. You crave power over other men, and you fear otherwise.
 

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There’s nothing more disrespectful than leaving your children an inheritance of substance, and reaching for the sky, and paying your employees a nice wage.

Gordon J Torture said:
Why would an inheritance and "nice wage" be significant, if an excellent quality of life was guaranteed, and the possibility of being the "bottom of the barrell" or having less opportunity than anyone else was impossible.

If all your needs were met, including intellectually, and no man had more opportunity then yourself, why would you feel that your potential is not met? .. Why would you feel the need to have power over other humans to fulfill your so called potential?

So no one is going to run the show....? There has to be a power structure...that’s life.

there will always be some one smarter, better than someone like myself, and they may have achievements that deserve better than what meager pence I would receive.


Gordon J Torture said:
You are thinking in terms of our current system, and applying it to something else. It does not make sense. It seems to me, that greed has total control over why you can not answer any of my questions. You have not even tried without answering something different than i asked. I answered your questions did I not? I had enough respect to do so.

I don’t think you will be able to provide a sensible anwser anytime soon because something is holding you back from everything clicking in your mind. Well, 2 things are holding you back.

1. Greed
2. Fear


I get sick and tired of being called greedy.....but oh well. I go to work each day and earn my money....I pay way to much in taxes yet I'm greedy. So no I'm not greedy, if I was I would be a socialist after everyone else’s money.

Fear....well you got me there. I'm fearful of communism. So are a lot of people.


I would say, from your posts, you’re caught in jealousy’s vicious grip, and want to do away with someone’s right to earn more money than yourself, or impede those who have the gift or wherewithal to do it.


I don't think radical change is going to happen the way you wish it to be.....perhaps when this happens....

"Then the wolf shall be a guest of the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; The calf and the young lion shall browse together, with a little child to guide them.

The cow and the bear shall be neighbors, together their young shall rest; the lion shall eat hay like the ox.

The baby shall play by the cobra's den, and the child lay his hand on the adder's lair.

There shall be no harm or ruin on all my holy mountain; for the earth shall be filled with knowledge of the LORD, as water covers the sea."



….Then you might see the change you’re after, but even then it would count on it.
 

Gordon J Torture

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The difference between "us" and you is that we take matters in our own hands and make something of ourselves

Oh really, how odd it is then, that I am the only one here with an original idea right now. Take matters into your own hands you do? Please ... You are doing what you have been told to do, indirectly or not.

I could tell a sob story about my 3 kids, and going to school full time, while supporting them and had my electrcity cut off in -40 degree weather to later find out it was LEGAL for them to do that. And it would all be true. I could tell stories about dragging 3 babies down the road through the snow, and during storms to the daycare so I could go to work. Everyone has sob stories my friend. GROW UP
 

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Gordon J Torture said:
So don't bark at me about "proletariat" crap, been there done that.

OH give me a break. Thousands of people have won the lottery too. They have "been there and done that". That doesn't mean buying lottery tickets every day is a viable way to build a "future"

What it all comes down to is your greedy and afraid. You feel as though you earned the right to be above at least some other men in status and in quality of life, and you dont want to give that up. You crave power over other men, and you fear otherwise.

Your the one craving dictatorships Mr Torture, not me. And have never won the lotto btw. You assume too much. I'm greedy and afraid eh? I'm not even going to answer that idiotic comment because you have no clue who I am.

I have earned the right to be who I am, and have never considered myself better than anyone. It is YOU who thinks all workers are better than everyone else. WTF? Who's going to manage all this hard labor eh? You think you can do better than someone else? Then go for it. I crave power? HA!

You're the one who is afraid and mad at the world. Not me.
 

I think not

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Gordon J Torture said:
The difference between "us" and you is that we take matters in our own hands and make something of ourselves

Oh really, how odd it is then, that I am the only one here with an original idea right now. Take matters into your own hands you do? Please ... You are doing what you have been told to do, indirectly or not.

I could tell a sob story about my 3 kids, and going to school full time, while supporting them and had my electrcity cut off in -40 degree weather to later find out it was LEGAL for them to do that. And it would all be true. I could tell stories about dragging 3 babies down the road the snow to the daycare so I could go to work. Everyone has sob stories my friend. GROW UP.

You're a person that sees the glass half empty. Sob story? I think not. Dam proud story of success. What sob story? And if you drag your babies down the road, you should be PROUD of yourself that your beating the odds against you and not putting your head down!

Bah.
 

Jay

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Gordon J Torture said:
Oh really, how odd it is then, that I am the only one here with an original idea right now.

I thought your idea was ancient communism? Doesn't seem all that original.
 

Gordon J Torture

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A small child can only handle -40 degree weather + winds for so long and so often. An adult can not funvtion for ever with no rest etc.
 

Gordon J Torture

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Oh yeah, I could also tell a few good ones, about how on the same days the above stuff happened, I had to hear wealthy individuals bitch about how all the poor people are taking "advantage" of the system and living off their "tax" money. I also observed their $50,000. cars
 

Jay

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It doesn't make it original.....it's an old idea we grew out of when we left the huts and caves and saw we had potential and freedom.