Americans right to drain the great lakes

Cannuck

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And Cannuck, I lived in Montreal before. Separatists didn't smell any more than federalists. In fact, many were quite friendly and liked soccer too.

So you are saying that all Kweebeckers smell? Harper is probably putting something in the water to make Kweebeckers persona non grata in the ROC. That's probably a pretty good idea. Let the eastern bastards stink in the dark.
 

pegger

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Man, were's heading into dangerous times here. The US is hinting at building an underwater nuclear weapons facility under its side of the Great Lakes, intends to drain its side and dump all its sewage in it, and give what's left to China. Canada intends to build a wall in the middle to keep water on our side, dump Canada's sewage in it too, sell it off to China, and dump rotten potatoes in it. That'll make for interesting times.

Let those eastern bastards get fat off complex carbs?...er in the dark.
 

Machjo

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So you are saying that all Kweebeckers smell? Harper is probably putting something in the water to make Kweebeckers persona non grata in the ROC. That's probably a pretty good idea. Let the eastern bastards stink in the dark.

I lived in BC too, and people didn't smell any different there either. Unless all Canadians smell?
 

Ron in Regina

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The US is hinting at building an underwater nuclear weapons facility under its side of the Great Lakes, intends to drain its side and dump all its sewage in it, and give what's left to China, while dumping all the water into the Arizona Desert. Canada intends to build a wall in the middle to keep water on our side, dump Canada's sewage in it too, sell it off to China, and dump rotten potatoes in it.


....and all of this comes to the light of day after we've left Western
Canada virtually defenseless by selling off the entire submarine
fleet from the West Edmonton Mall....to the Chinese!!!! 8O
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Machjo

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....and all of this comes to the light of day after we've left Western
Canada virtually defenseless by selling off the entire submarine
fleet from the West Edmonton Mall....to the Chinese!!!! 8O
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Oh wow, this story just keeps getting more amazing as we type. What's going on here. Iggy save us!
 

Ron in Regina

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Thankfully Saskatchewan has been training a crack squad of
anti-Great-Lake-Draining-Rodents in secret for years...Just in
case....









None of them can actually swim, but once the lakes are drained and
filled with potatoes, then look out!!!
 

gerryh

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Thankfully Saskatchewan has been training a crack squad of
anti-Great-Lake-Draining-Rodents in secret for years...Just in
case....


None of them can actually swim, but once the lakes are drained and
filled with potatoes, then look out!!!


That's good Ron, cause I heard ya's were having problems with the screen doors on the attack subs you guys were developing for the great lakes.
 

captain morgan

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You surrender too easily, Captain Morgan. Let me continue this debate if you can't:

How dare those Americans suggest building underwater nuclear weapons facilities in the Great Lakes!:angryfire:

Dammit!... i missed-out on all the fun.

Although it's wwaayy late:

That damn Harper better not sell the secret egg salad sandwich recipe along with the rest of our heavy water to the Mongolians and the Roman hordes.

(The sandwich comment makes sense if you've seen 'What's Up Tiger Lily')
 

pegger

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Thankfully Saskatchewan has been training a crack squad of
anti-Great-Lake-Draining-Rodents in secret for years...Just in
case....









None of them can actually swim, but once the lakes are drained and
filled with potatoes, then look out!!!

Now we'll see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!!!
 

Ron in Regina

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That's good Ron, cause I heard ya's were having problems with the screen doors on the attack subs you guys were developing for the great lakes.


Yeah Gerryh, us Prairie boys don't have a whole lot of experience
with naval warfare, but the test runs with those Subs worked so
well in an ocean of wheat!! Who could'a guessed the screen
doors and patio lanterns wouldn't have worked in water?

In this "Water" conflict with the USA, we might have to find new
Allies with some the traditional military opponents of the
Americans....

Like the North Koreans:



And (my personal favorites) the Russians:



Backed by our Crack Canadian Sniper Teams:

 

Dexter Sinister

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They'll never drain the Great Lakes. That would reveal the secret Illuminati UFO base and research centre in the deeps of Lake Superior, where the 911 conspiracy and the JFK assassination were planned, where they make all the stuff for chemtrails, where Big Pharma devises all its plots to make us sick... And Jimmy Hoffa.
 

Cliffy

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They'll never drain the Great Lakes. That would reveal the secret Illuminati UFO base and research centre in the deeps of Lake Superior, where the 911 conspiracy and the JFK assassination were planned, where they make all the stuff for chemtrails, where Big Pharma devises all its plots to make us sick... And Jimmy Hoffa.

Dex,
That is not true. They found Jimmy's body in Tammy Fae's makeup.
 

FUBAR

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I think that the guy who drains the Great Lakes will have a hard time finding a place to put the water and besides he'd need a fairly hefty pump to keep it drained.

No because once all the water has gone there are going to be some really big holes left he can put all that water in.
 

Machjo

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By the way, where is Liberalman. He needs to keep us up to date on the latest news on this most important of issues.
 

YukonJack

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Another stillborn topic, just to bash Americans.

If Americans had the means and the tools of draing the Great Lakes, they would surely have the means and tools to avoid the devastating Spring floods in the Mid Western States and re-route the water to thirsty South West.
 

JLM

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Probably need an environmental assessment before being allowed to water a desert too. And permission from Greenpeace and Susuki.

That wouldn't surprise me, I know Lake Erie is one of the filthiest bodies of water on the planet, all the sh*t from Ohio drains straight in there.