My research is completed on SynWat (copyright).
Send me a cheque for $45 per liter (minimum 1,000 liters) and you can be the first to bask in it's purity and goodness.
Don't do it! It's a ripoff!
I will sell you 1000 one-litre packets of dehydrated water for only $5 a litre. Just tear open the packet, pour it into a container, and add one litre of water. Hey presto! One litre of pure, crystalline water.