11 reasons why the Super Bowl - and American football in general - sucks

Kreskin

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It's called soccer because the only body parts in action, physical and mental, are covered by socks.
 

gopher

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American football creates multiple billions in revenues and taxes which help finance hospitals and schools. While the game can be improved upon, it certainly has considerable merits which are not addressed in that article.
 

taxslave

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American football creates multiple billions in revenues and taxes which help finance hospitals and schools. While the game can be improved upon, it certainly has considerable merits which are not addressed in that article.

THe article is written by a brit with a bad case of ***** envy.

That would be p e n i s. I can't believe the thought police edit out medical terms.