I couldn't really be bothered to check the entire thread, but are there any pictures of soccer players writing in "agony" on the ground, as if they had been shot in the groin with a cannon (while what really occurred is that they sharted in their shorts and were trying to rub it off on the grass)? A real sport? Maybe it could be called that if they didn't act like extreme pussies whilst trying to goad the refs into giving out a yellow or red card to the opponents.
