10 Reasons Why Living In The UK Sucks

JLM

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Make sure you don't drive behind her. You know what women drivers are like for braking suddenly without checking what's behind them.


A lot of f**kin' male drivers pull the same sh*t! Not to mention the ones who follow too close.
 

B00Mer

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Boomer has no conception of satire or in which cheek to put his tongue...............not that there's anything wrong with that, I guess.

excuse me ?




Eh, Blackie may be a douche sometimes, but he isn't a Muslim.. I'd hold the door open for him any time.

Need your papers to Canada Blackie, Nuggler will marry ya.
 
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Blackleaf

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A lot of f**kin' male drivers pull the same sh*t! Not to mention the ones who follow too close.


More women do it. They're notorious for it. They just suddenly stop without checking what's behind them and then you prang into the back of them - and then, of course, it's your fault, not hers.

Women also can't park. Thankfully, the authorities in South Korea have noticed this and have allocated women-only parking spaces to keep male drivers and their vehicles safe.

I've actually set up an e-petition to have it debated in Parliament on whether we should introduce something similar here.

 

petros

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More women do it. They're notorious for it. They just suddenly stop without checking what's behind them and then you prang into the back of them - and then, of course, it's your fault, not hers.

Women also can't park. Thankfully, the authorities in South Korea have noticed this and have allocated women-only parking spaces to keep male drivers and their vehicles safe.

I've actually set up an e-petition to have it debated in Parliament on whether we should introduce something similar here.


Nice. Good to see you have parking spots for pregnant or with infants. We've had those for over 20 years. WTG UK
 

Zipperfish

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More women do it. They're notorious for it. They just suddenly stop without checking what's behind them and then you prang into the back of them - and then, of course, it's your fault, not hers.

Women also can't park. Thankfully, the authorities in South Korea have noticed this and have allocated women-only parking spaces to keep male drivers and their vehicles safe.

I've actually set up an e-petition to have it debated in Parliament on whether we should introduce something similar here.

Actually, young males are the biggest risk on the roads.

I'm clearly not much of a man, though. I get out of the car and direct and let my wife back the trailer into the camping site. I just had to eat some humble pie and admit she's better at it than me. Pretty soon I'll be peeing sitting down.
 

Blackleaf

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Nice. Good to see you have parking spots for pregnant or with infants. We've had those for over 20 years. WTG UK


They're actually special parking spaces for women, and they are longer and wider than normal parking spaces, cos women have trouble parking.

South Korea creates ‘women-only’ parking spaces which are longer, wider – and marked by pink chalk figures wearing skirts - Asia - World - The Independent

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JLM

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They're actually special parking spaces for women, and they are longer and wider than normal parking spaces, cos women have trouble parking.


I thought it is because they tend to be fat and have to open the door wider to get in and out. -:)
 

Twila

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I thought it is because they tend to be fat and have to open the door wider to get in and out. -:)

It's definately our hips, JLM. This is why we have big purses with metal buckles and put our keys in our pockets so we can do as much damage to mens' cars as possible as we sidle past. It's a conspiracy we'd hope to keep to our selves but then BL found out so now we're having to work on something else. I'm sure BL will be the first to catch on (again) and spread the word when he discovers the next big thing women/feminists are doing to f' up mens' lives.
 

JLM

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It's definately our hips, JLM. This is why we have big purses with metal buckles and put our keys in our pockets so we can do as much damage to mens' cars as possible as we sidle past. It's a conspiracy we'd hope to keep to our selves but then BL found out so now we're having to work on something else. I'm sure BL will be the first to catch on (again) and spread the word when he discovers the next big thing women/feminists are doing to f' up mens' lives.


Go for it, Twila- I'll be watching for you. -:)
 

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another good thing about life in the UK is the BSB series:









Unfortunately we get too little coverage of this on USA tv but I watched a few times online. What I'd really like to see but is not available anywhere is the annual series from the Isle of Man. Kool stuff but you can only get highlights on youtube. Well, at least we can get Super Cross.