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    Oh Baby! Cinni is Going to the Superbowl!

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    A Horse Will be Guiding Santa's Sleigh This Christmas

    ...with J in the saddle.
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    Lest We Forget

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    The Definition of Platitude

    A platitude is a trite, meaningless, or prosaic statement, often used as a thought-terminating cliché, aimed at quelling social, emotional, or cognitive unease.[1] The statement may be true, but its meaning has been lost due to its excessive use.[2] Platitudes have been criticized as giving a...
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    Misheard Song Lyrics

    My French wife told me a funny story tonight. She said when she was young, she heard Bonnie Tyler's song "It's a Heartache" on the radio and thought to herself... Why is this woman singing about a hard egg? lol! Another beauty... A Radio DJ in my city related a story where a guy phoned the...
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    Screenplay I'm Writing

    It's set during the War. Colonel Jack Baker recruits 12 pastry chefs to go into battle with him. The title of my film? "Baker's Dozen"
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    True Very Funny Story

    I also frequent a music forum where I related this humorous tale. I may have mentioned it before on this site, but it's still worth a repeat. Years ago my brother was on a music website where this Country artist showcased his song. The tune was about how his only friends in the world were named...
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    Parenthood

    I put this Header under 'Philosophy' as I wasn't sure where else to place it. My own quote on Parenthood has always been... "Long days. Fast years." My daughters will legally be adults in less than 9 months. The years have just flown by. I've found it strange though. Your own childhood seems...
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    My City is Mulling a 6 Bag Limit on Garbage Day

    If you go over the limit, you will be charged for each extra bag of garbage that you put to the curb. They tried this in some cities in Quebec, and people started driving out to county roads to dump their garbage bags in the ditch at the side of the highway. It really just punishes large...
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    You Can Get Your Vaccine Passport at a Local Library

    In case you weren't aware, in Canada you can go to your local Library and they will print out and laminate a small wallet-size vaccine passport for you for free. You only need your Health Card so they can retrieve the information that you were double vaxxed. And you do not need a Library card...
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    Auto Repair Shop Tried to Scam Me

    I needed a headlight bulb for my car. I was too lazy to fix it myself so i went to the Garage figuring I'd be in and out in 20 minutes to the tune of around 30 bucks. I explained the issue to the young mechanic at the depot to which he replied... "Oh! That model of car?? I'll need to take off...
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    Lullaby I Wrote

    So I already posted a version of this Lullaby I wrote called 'Go to Sleep' on this website. I recently recorded a new version of the ballad with an updated bridge. My guitar is a little sketchy and the vocals are a bit juiced, but I'd like your opinions on this track just the same. The birth...
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    Playboy's October Issue Features a Man on the Cover

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/playboy-released-october-cover-featuring-a-man
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    Green Day is Coming

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    Secretariat Beats Sham 1973

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    Truman Show Delusion

    It certainly was real for me. I drove to another province and threw a big rock at an outdoor drive-in movie theater screen. Then I took off and waved my white T-Shirt in surrender to the satellite cameras in the sky which were following me. It was my way of telling the world that i didn't want...
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    Baby on Cover of Nirvana's Album "Nevermind" Suing

    https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/25/baby-on-cover-of-nevermind-sues-nirvana-alleging-child-pornography-.html He's alleging distress and saying the cover is child pornography. Am I the only one who has just noticed the irony in all of this?...the fish hook with the dollar bill on it...etc.?
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    The Expession "Have a Good One"

    I get this every day at Tim Horton's..."Have a good one." It makes me think that the person is wishing me good luck with my next bowel movement.
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    My Politically Incorrect Golf Bag

    Many years ago, my brother entered a Hooters Restaurant golf tournament. His team won and his prize was a Hooters golf bag with the orange logo and everything on it. I was at the golf range recently and this group of 19-20 year old youngsters spotted my bag and wanted to buy it off of me. They...