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  1. Hoof Hearted

    Canadian Election Predictions 2021

    I'm kinda thinking the Liberals will bleed votes to the NDP and the Conservatives might shoot up the middle and snag a Minority Gov't. Your predictions?
  2. Hoof Hearted

    Where a Mask and Get Your Two Shots Ya Buncha Dinks!

    You have to wear pants when you go outside, so why the big cry of "How could my Gov't do this to me!?" when asked to wear a mask in public places. Also, from what I gather most of you on this forum are a bunch of older fucks like me. So who cares if the vaccine turns out to have long-term side...
  3. Hoof Hearted

    Bitcoin and Other Crypto Currencies

    Apologize if I'm repeating a thread that has been done before, but I was away for a long spell. Anyhoo, for a lark on my birthday my brother bought me a $50 share of Bitcoin a few years back. I have no idea what it is worth now though as one bitcoin is now worth $57,000. Do any of you own any...
  4. Hoof Hearted

    Talkin Bout My Generation

    I'm Generation X raising Generation Z. I think they should name babies born during the pandemic, "Generation Q"...for quarantine.
  5. Hoof Hearted

    The Tim Horton's Office Hero

    Every now and then I get stuck in the Timmy's Drive-Thru behind The Office Hero. You all know that guy. The dude who orders 9 different coffees for everyone in his Office. Shirley from Accounting wants a double/ double. Bob from Marketing wants a steeped tea with two milks only. Freida from...
  6. Hoof Hearted

    Best Intentions Gone Horribly Wrong

    The Jesus Light Switch
  7. Hoof Hearted

    Terrorists Love Apple Pie-Faced U.S. Presidents

    There was very little monkey business under Nixon, Ford, Johnson, Trump...etc...because they were mean looking and unpredictable. Different story under Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Obama and both the Bush Presidencies. So now we have Biden, who needs an Acorn Stairlift to come down and appear on a...
  8. Hoof Hearted

    Ottawa's Owe Train to Nowhere

    Most everyone who can work from home are going to continue to stay just doing that, I believe. This billion dollar Ottawa Light Rail Transit fiasco will become the biggest white elephant in the city's history. I predict the Ottawa core will become like Detroit over the next few years...
  9. Hoof Hearted

    My Biggest Covid 19 Fear

    All of the Barber Shops are closed here in Canada. My biggest fear is that every Canadian male is going to look like Phil Spector over the upcoming months!
  10. Hoof Hearted

    The Seinfeld Impeachment

    ...the show about nothing! I told this line to my older right-leaning brother and he laughed his butt off! I told the same line to my left-leaning brother and he cringed! I stole this line off of Walter, so I have to give credit where it is do! ;)
  11. Hoof Hearted

    The Problem With Alberta and the East Coast

    Alberta would vote blue if Charles Manson were the leader of the Conservatives, and the East Coast would vote Liberal if Jeffrey Dahmer were the leader for the Grits. Ingrained generational voting. The West is sick of carrying the mail, and the East still want their seasonal work and hand-outs.
  12. Hoof Hearted

    Election Night Thread

    I thought this may simplify things, as we have several Election Threads going. We can all post and chatter about Monday evening's on-going results on this thread. I'm still calling a Trudeau minority.
  13. Hoof Hearted

    Canadian Election Seats Predictions 2019

    I'll go... Liberals- 160 Conservatives- 133 NDP- 33 Bloq- 10 Green- 2 Liberal minority government.
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    I May Have a Hit Song Going Here

    As some of you may know, I'm a songwriter in my spare time. I wrote a ballad, and a musical producer I met on my Schizophrenic site came up with a classical, instrumental version of it. It has almost 18,000 listens on Soundcloud in just one month! I PM'd it to Danbones and Mowich, but figured...
  15. Hoof Hearted

    Trudeau and His Bromides

    Bromide- a trite and unoriginal idea or remark, typically intended to soothe or placate. "feel-good bromides create the illusion of problem solving" A commentator on the news Radio this morning said Trudeau resorted to 'bromides' when pressed on hard questions from reporters. I thought the...
  16. Hoof Hearted

    Sad News: Alex Trebek Has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer

    Drag. He's a great Canadian and a philanthropist as well. Sending positive vibes his way. https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/06/entertainment/alex-trebek-pancreatic-cancer/index.html?no-st=1551926499
  17. Hoof Hearted

    The Resignation Thread

    Figured we might as well keep a tally... 1) Jody Wilson-Raybould 2) Gerald Butts 3) Jane Philpott 4) Back Bench MP Celina Caesar-Chavannes To be continued...
  18. Hoof Hearted

    How the #metoo movement/ Black Lives Matter...etc...Created Fake News

    Broadcasters now are afraid to stand up and say what everyone is saying in the coffee shops, lest they get fired for offending some group. So we really are left with fake/ disingenuous news. That Virginia candidate dressed up as a rapper in black face to attend a party when he was 19 years...
  19. Hoof Hearted

    $250.00 Fine For Smoking

    My buddy...outside at a Bus Terminal here in town. He actually showed the By-Law Officer his I.D. and got dinged with the huge fine. I was smoking on Hospital property once, when a security officer asked me for I.D. to give me a ticket. I told him it was a legal product...I was outside...and...
  20. Hoof Hearted

    Instant Asshole Sideburns!

    So my brother's sideburns were going grey. So he bought this dye/ gel at a discount store to color them. He told me he applied the gel...looked in the mirror...and in about 30 seconds he looked like the world's biggest asshole! I couldn't stop laughing! :)