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Take your jerk fantasies into the bedroom. Footy's on.

Must be the "well-used" look.

Pretty much. Ain't like there's a shortage of White guys.

All depends on the grind. I like a nice Spanish espresso grind in my ground news. You can keep that Italian rubbish!

Sure thing, fatass.

Sexist religious bigot.

State stores suck. No eye-candy posters implying that if you drink Belch Beer or Old Sweatsocks liquor, this hot model chick will bang you right there on the barroom floor.

True. "3/4 or 1-ton truck" is pretty vague. C'mon, it's Saskatchewan! Can't y'all at least come up with a make?

Nope, pretty much what I expected and hoped for. Personally, I don't think legalization of the really dangerous stuff will make a lot of difference. Think of it as evolution in action.

Well except for those things and people that never get off the damn dime in the first place. And those that follow the glide path of a brick.

Aww!

No, the correct answer is not "Here!" Accurate, no doubt, but not what I'm looking for. Now that we're boldly going where just about everybody has gone before, how's Canada's experience with legal marijuana going? Any major problems? By "major," I mean "comparable with the problem of locking...

Bellbottoms!

Maybe you could try being all cutesy. Like "the perpetrator doesn't have much need for sunscreen." Or "the missing teen goes by the name Anastasia and may be fluent in Swedish." Or just give a melanin count. Make it sound all professional-like and scientifical. Tragic that all this...

Look for the nekkid ones. They're OK. Process of elimination. You know my methods, Watson. Use them!

Tissue?

I like it! You automatically eliminate all the nekkid people wandering around.

Man looks up on a yellow sky And the rain turns to rust in his eye Rumours of his health are lies Old England is dying His clothes are dirty shade of blue And his ancient shoes worn through He steals from me and he lies to you Old England is dying Still he sings an empire song And still he...

"De Almighty says to quit changin' de subject and answer de focking question." --Stephen, Braveheart

Are treaties and alliances generally put to referenda in Canada?