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Some of us sooner'n others. . . Hope you can get your ass re-connected. Yer gonna need that.

Yo, we SHOWED those Chinese muh-fuhs that our superbadass, fifth-generation, supersonic fighters can take out an unpowered, unarmed balloon! You are warned, China!

Whoa. . .

Funny, I went to a residential school, and I'd lock up the guy for many, many seasons.

I tend to link to the Inna Gadda Da Vida, baby. Yeah, I'm not getting a heavy Italian vibe.

Nope, my brain works (on those rare occasions when it does) on quondam processes.

Allow me. Your points are about as pointy as a spoon. And yer ugly and yer mama dresses ya funny.

Ours or yours?

When you PRESUME, you make a PRES of U and ME! Wait. . . that doesn't work. . .

I will have you know sir, that I am a disciple of the mystic guru of the HIGHLY UNLIKELY! I'll have nothing to do with those "improbable" heretics!

Excellent. They still give out peanuts in cattle class.

And I believe is still technically a regiment of the Army, unless things have changed since I did my medium-deep dive into the history of the Mounties.

Put it in your carry-on. Afterlife Airlines is notorious for losing baggage.

Well, ya can't say it ain't traditional. . .

DIS guy. . .

Do what?

Fits right in, don't s/he? Maybe we can get her/him together with Torchy and watch the fun.

These days, what with "delivery fees" and all-but-mandatory tips, it comes out about the same.

But. . . but. . . wutabout Daddy Justin pertecktin' Da Peepul from scary bouncy castles? Surely it's worth a body count to perteckt Da Peepul from DANGEROUS ANARCHISTS and suchlike lawbreakers. Or you can go with the plush toys and polite phrases.

Pourquois? Protests are supposed to get attention, right? Nothing like gunning down a few protesters to get attention, wall-to-wall news coverage, questions in Parliament, and endless whimpering on the internet. Yep, ya get after their money, yer hittin' 'em where they live.