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He would. Ya just know he would. Just like there's St. John's and Prince Rupert, and anyplace you are in Canada doesn't have whatever woke name the gol-dang libruls are using. It's "Mostly St. John's" or "Pretty Much St. John's" or "Kinda Prince Rupert" or "Pretty Damn Prince Rupert." Unless...

Ya think? Protected and served her real good. PROTIP: If your "domestic partner" beats the snot out of you. . . leave.

Well, it's one of the very few things he's actually qualified to comment on. On-the-job experience, y'know.

OK, you got 10 millimetres. I'm sure your personality makes up for it. Foxer. . . not so sure.

Nah, a lot of people had moms who weren't drunks. Unlike you. And me, truth be known.

You know why Canada switched over to metric? So y'all could say truthfully y'all had 10 too.

Hey, I coulda made it YOUR wife. Except I don't know if you're married, and the joke's kinda pointless if you ain't. Oh, and by the way. . . "I got yer ten foot pole right here, yo!"

Or, as a woman who was definitely not petros's wife said, "I must really be into anal sex, because all I ever have is sex with an asshole."

Uh-huh. Sure. You betcha, buddy.

Gives a whole new meaning to "fucking crazy."

He's big on false equivalence.

Sir!

Pussies. Down hereabouts ya gotta bring a gun to school to get suspended.

Yeah, like we did to bring a complete halt to the drug trade out of Mexico. That's why the U.S. doesn't have a fentanyl "crisis."

Nichols, of course.

So. . . you went to a fight, and a football match broke out? Y'know, maybe if they changed their nickname to the Bolton Runners, Passers, and Shooters With A Purpose, they'd move up some in the football world.

He had it comin'.

The two aren't incompatible. I haven't followed the particulars of this case, but there is a lot of New Mexico that's pretty damn backwoods (for values of "woods" = desert), and the sheriff's office is hardly a model of modern, well-funded efficiency. They will be the "first responders." When...

Bolton used to have rains of glass until they banned glass beer bottles at their football matches.