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True. Pro-protest would be hot lead. Preferably .30-06. It's the Kent State standard. Or. . . it being Canada and all: "The police line advanced upon the rioters, hurling plush toys and courteous pleasantries."

Here's another one. Credit Robert Heinlein. "The intelligence of a committee (or any other decision-making body. -me) is the intelligence of the stupidest person on the committee divided by the number of people on the committee."

Brevity is the soul of twit.

42.

As objects approach the speed of stupid (relative to the observer), their size decreases toward zero and their mass increases toward infinite. Just a theory, mind. I call it "Special Dumbativity."

Regular gasoline's about 3.50 nationwide.

It's the American Dream!

He seems nice. Let's introduce him to Foxer.

Significantly less than a state gets.

That you can't find any corroboration for.

But. . . but. . . they make TV SHOWS about how super-cool badass they are! What, no jail time for criminal shitheadedness leading to wounding? So much for getting tough.

OK, offer withdrawn. We'll make you a territory. Like Puerto Rico. Or Guam.

"Forgive him, Theodotus, he is a barbarian and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature." Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra

It's OK. We'll sweeten our offer. . . you can be SIX WHOLE STATES: Maritimia, Kay-bec, Ontario, Westernesse, BC, and Freezeyerassoff. That's 12 Senate seats and a whole bunch of Congresscritters.

How about when you're an FBI agent showing off your moves on the dance floor (and drinking), and you do a super-cool flip and your weapon falls out of your waistband and goes off, hitting a bystander in the leg? Bayern 4 - 2 Wolfsburg. Bayern's top of the table after a 26-hour stretch in 2nd...

And who is saying that? Got a quote? Or is this yet another case of "Make something up, claim themmuns say it, and whine about how hard-done-by usuns are?"

Ah. Well. "A lot" is good. I guess. Corporations are people too!

Da. . . fuq?

Have you called a WAAAHmbulance?

What percentage of them led to happy outcomes before? "AMBER ALERT! MISSING: One human being. Approximately two arms, two legs, and one-ish head. Possibly with hair. Answers to "Hey, you!" Sometimes." Halftime. Bayern 3 - 1 Wolfsburg.