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I figure somebody once quoted the verse about faith the size of a mustard seed being able to move mountains, and he's been mangling it ever since. Went over his head like a Chinese balloon.

Of course. Technically, the term is "bankruptcy."

Well, target audiences are different (>100 vs. <100 IQ), and Tucker's goobers take him seriously.

Nope. Not even in the same county.

And yet you keep replying. Fool.

All of our days are numbered, asshopper.

And you're falling for it every time, like the sad little god-botherer you are.

I thought he meant Jabba the Trump.

Imbeciles take him seriously.

For fuck's sake, we're a damn nuclear superpower with ten times your population, fifteen times your GDP, the longest unsecured border in the world, and we're arrogant morons! You need NEW enemies?

Nah, you're good for a laugh. Post away. Well, a pony wearing trousers'd be pretty damn silly.

Above you? Crowded place.

Never met the gentleman, to my knowledge. Nobody's sure. In my case, any of a cast of. . . well, not thousands, but probably dozens. Well, your attempts at semi-coherent English are certainly guesswork.

I'm sure whatever he prays to will say "Well done, thou good and faithful, though rather unpleasant, servant."

OK, now a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!

That there's always a sun. "It's like playing cards with my brother's kids!" --Johnny Tyler, Tombstone

I'm sure you'll get around to that. Of course, there is always sun. It doesn't get switched off or carted through the underworld in the evening. With a little luck, you'll come to understand that some day.

We aim to please.

It's like he's shouting at a mirror.

Nah, that's a Tucker Carlson devotee trying to improve his fertility.