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What's particularly stunning about "Crazy Person Acts Crazy?" Do you find the idea of some straight White guy blazing away from a hotel window, killing 60 and wounding over 400, more comforting?

Scots Nelson.

Well, Big Truss is an expert on weakness.

I wonder what the holy Koran has to say about loop quantum gravity theory. I'm sure Mo had a handle on that.

Lead is a liquid on Mercury. And on Venus. Mars is scoured by deadly solar radiation because it lacks a magnetosphere. Jupiter and Saturn are too heavy, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto are too cold.

Dude, the Dalai Lama would slap your shit loose.

I love you, man! In a completely bro-ish, chuck-on-the-shoulder kinda way, you understand. . .

That came out wrong, sorry. I meant a Canadian hostage. . . um. . . "refugee". . . wouldn't be very meaningful for propaganda purposes.

Russia, maybe. Canadians ain't good for much.

They should probably eliminate the carbon tax and institute thumb tax.

Of course they're wrong. As new information comes in, the theories will be modified to account for it. Unlike the "infallible word of Allah" written by a seventh-century barbarian who had not the foggiest notion what a star or a bacterium are.

It's OK, Bill. They thought the Treaty of Versailles in 1918 would end war.

So you're a love child? Now THAT's a song!

Nothing "free" about True Dope's ways. All toll road.

Hmm. . . turns out you're right. Alabama, South Carolina, and Tennessee. Maybe the cops can murder a woman who takes drugs whilst pregnant. That'll save the "unborn human!"

I would say "That's not a crime," but I've seen plenty of evidence that cops don't know the criminal code any better'n anybody else.

Yeah, I'm a real peach. Wasn't very kind to the duck, now was I?

You basically missed the entire 60s and 70s, didn't you? Bob Dylan was the man who proved that you can have a superstar career as a singer even if your singing sounds like a duck being dragged ass-backward through a knothole.

Did it have three working orifices?

Could be the single greatest roundup of morons in U.S. history.