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Have no fear, the process will continue, probably until and through the next election.

OK, first, I'm not Canadian, and not all that familiar with your judicial system. Bearing that in mind, I'm not familiar with any English-common-law descended judicial system in which judicial authorities (judges or justices) announce dates for decisions. But don't let that stop your from...

Helicopters lifting off from the Saigon embassy roof. Hey, guess what, geniuses? When shit goes sideways, it can be kinda ugly. Real life. Deal with it.

OK, to be fair. . . Courts don't generally release "interim thoughts." You'll hear when they make and release a decision. Not everything is a Great Big Conspiracy by Satan Trudeau to hurt your feels.

Clearly. Your wannabe provocateur thing is amusing. Hard part'll be finding them.

Oh, all right. We'll start using the hypoallergenic napalm. There, satisfied?

Because he's merciful. It says so right here on the label.

More windjammers means deforestation.

Allah sure is helping the hell out of the Muslims. . .

See, here's the deal. . . We send a Canadian to the moon. Then we ask Canada "What's it worth to you to get him back?"

I assume it's a bird dog?

She gets the bullet-hole multiplier.

Legend has it that when the British General Napier accomplished his mission of capturing the Sind province of India, he sent a one-word message to London. . . "Peccavi." That's Latin for "I have sinned."

Yep, if she'd just nagged Ralph a little more, we coulda saved a metric shitload of money on Apollo.

They had to raise the price on snow. Inflation, man.

Allah didn't save 'em? Maybe he was busy blessing the Iranian cops who murder women.

It's the "no harm, no foul" rule familiar to street basketball players. I'm not sure I've ever seen it presented as a legal argument. . .

Look that bad in a swimsuit? Sorry to hear that.

Are we invited to the party?

Allah sounds kinda needy. . .