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A place to post dumb ideas that come to our attention.* My first submission: ISIS brides. * Yes, I know our rocket-science community will immediately shout "Voting for True Dope!" and spend days chortling over their spoon-like wit.

True, because there are no competent workers except straight White Christian men.

We probably need a thread "White Lives Matter: The Ugliness of Whataboutery."

Mike Lindell’s firm told to pay $5 million in ‘Prove Mike Wrong’ election-fraud challenge MyPillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and...

Shouldn't it be a "robo-pig?"

Warning: May cause you to go to another state with an illegal weapon and kill people. Don't worry about it, harry. We already know that you're delighted two people were killed.

One has to believe Jolene could suck-start a Harley.

It doesn't matter where you live. The police will never show up in time. As the gunners say "When seconds count, the police are only minutes away." Still don't justify shooting at somebody who's outside your house when you're inside.

Well, I suppose they could go with the IFV (ISIS Fighting Vehicle), a Toyota pickup with six assholes with AK-47s in the back.

Visit beautiful downtown Damascus! It's the city that rhymes with "barrel-bomb!"

Yep. Part of it's the paranoia. The other part is the availability and widespread ownership of guns.

Agree with the first part. As to the second, I'd point out this shooting was in a rural area. The five states with the highest murder rates are Louisiana, Alaska, South Carolina, Missouri, and Alabama. None of them are particularly highly urbanized.

Pretty much. So why don't you fuck off?

I doubt I'll make it, like your IQ will never make it. But if I do, I'll have the mother-wit to not open a door if I fear what's on the other side.

Suitable for English teeth.

To be fair, the kid coulda avoided all this by simply saying "Mama, no WAY I'm going into Klantown after dark! Get the damn kids yourself!"

Take up the White man's burden -- Send forth the best ye breed -- Go bind your sons to exile To serve your captives' need; To wait in heavy harness On fluttered folk and wild -- Your new-caught, sullen peoples, Half devil and half child. Take up the White Man's burden -- In patience to abide...

I figured this would get to White guys whining about how hard-done-by they are pretty quick. White Man's Burden must be pretty heavy.

Yep, that Soo-ey 75'll mess ya up!

White Kansas City man, 85, charged in shooting of Black teen Sixteen-year-old Ralph Yarl was shot twice — once in the head — after knocking on the wrong door after being sent by his parents to retrieve his siblings from a friend’s house Article Well, at least he didn't Khill him.