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:No, we call MPs "retarded Brits on the government tick." And Anderson is representing the views of his Tory constituents.

Not as bad as Mountbatten handing over Inja to the wogs.

So. . . your point is that you expect no better standard of speech and conduct from Tory MPs than you do from illegal immigrants. Well, can't see that you'll be disappointed, having set the bar.

Classy bunch, those Tories.

I hear the key ingredient is falling out of the right vagina.

Oh dear. You thought "neutral" meant neutral. Silly Canuck.

Natasha will slap your shit loose.

Sorry, typo. Make that "Canadian Farces." Finest damn soldiers in the world, and absolute zero snipers. Damn-near completely unsupported by their government.

Who cares? My findings will be released from the Land of the Brave and the Home of the Free. What're they gonna do, send the Canadian Forces after me?

I would like to volunteer my services as Potential Commissioner of Possible Public Inquiries. And by "volunteer," I of course mean volunteer with a nominal stipend. Shall we say a million bucks (real money not Monopoly or Canadian), plus expenses? I am singularly appropriate for such a...

Corporations are people too!

Why should oxygen be the only element taxed?

OOOooo! Sounds scary!

Violates Floriduh law forbidding people from failing to be ignorant Jeebus-wubbin' crackers. Article

"Da God damn Germans got nuttin' ta DO wid it!" Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

But. . . but. . . his goal is to Destroy Canaduh! And to listen to y'all bellyache, he's succeeding brilliantly.

And the doctor's inquiry should be limited to medical factors (which includes a "whom have you talked with about this?").

Well, Touey ol' buddy, funny thing about gangs in America. If you're all there, all working together, and one of you kills one person, that's homicide on all of you.

On behalf of my profession, thank you, Mr Trump!

Meh, war's dangerous. If it ain't, you're doing it wrong.