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Dogs are good, but pigs are better, and bears are best of all. So if the cops resist switching over to drug-sniffing pigs, get 'em bears. That's pretty badass.

I'm glad that's your notion of sexy. Means you won't be stealing my squeeze anytime soon.

The President who pushed hard for PEPFAR was GW Bush. Kinda shows how "far" conservatism has come in 25 years.

Sure. I invented a drink that's a shot of espresso and a shot of whatever rotgut you prefer. I call it the Devil's Asshole. But if tequila's your poison, you probably wanna call it a "Culo del Diablo."

For two decades, the United States has pursued a far-reaching global agenda to fight HIV and AIDS, an initiative credited with saving more than 25 million lives. But the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, better known as PEPFAR, has been abruptly bogged down in a domestic political...

Oh, who fucking cares? Man's bent as a corkscrew. He just validates conservatives fantasies. You wanna vote for him, go for it. Rest of us got a future to get to.

Fuck "policies." Decide on the immigration quotas, including sub-categories, and bring 'em in. The market will respond to the demand for housing. Forget the fucking "plans" and get out of the way. Be small-L liberal (for the national government) in negotiating whatever variances on...

How 'bout a beer? Sounds like you could use a beer or twelve.

Well, if you insist on a government solution (whiny socialists), 40-foot shipping containers are less than $2000 per (real money, that is). Insulate 'em, heat 'em, run some plumbing and electricity. Should be able to git 'er done for less'n 5000 bucks a unit, move-in ready. Good enough for...

Need a tissue?

So. . . not a big fan of free-market solutions?

Of course they do.

What's the weird-looking lumpy shit? Oh, right. It's all weird-looking lumpy shit. "Waiter, there's a fish in my soup!" "Sir, it's fish soup."

Well, except those of us who enjoy watching morons get their wake-up calls.

The question is not whether he's honest, it's whether he's stupid. And, of course, "Dafuq he color his hair with? Kiwi?"

DuhSantis must be SO proud.

I was speaking of the "natural philosophers" generally, not M Noether in particular. Obviously to anyone with any sense, there are no laws in science, only in mathematics.

When did conservatives become whiny li'l hard-done-by pussies? That's the liberals' job!

But is it raced with riddlism?

Of course. No government EVER wants to raise money! They just want to ENSLAVE poor poor pitiful you!