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I like the defenestration one (that's edumacated for "chucking him out of a high window). You can call it "death by natural causes." Gravity's natural.

The relevant part is "falling."

Perhaps it was an imbalance in her bodily humours. Really old books have all the answers.

Probably why he wasn't an astronaut. When ya gotta lie, make it the minimum lie necessary to do the job.

At your service.

I'm not down with retarded overgeneralizations and hard-and-fast rules based on them.

I'm pretty sure it was demonic possession. I got this really old book, see. . .

It's a novel way to off the most unpopular person in town.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. There is a difference between males and females on average. Furthermore, water is wet and up is not down. Nothing. If you want a society in which women are exclusively responsible for women and men are exclusively responsible for men, I guess that's a...

Is the partridge in a pear tree OK?

I'm pretty sure it was the Jewish Space Lasers. . .

Sort of. Baseball, football (all types), basketball, hockey, volleyball, all the significant team sports, were designed to use characteristics of the male physique. In most European cultures, women and girls were forbidden to play these sports at all until about a century or so ago. Compare...

Brits are so cute.

Oh, I don't know. Watching men compete in women's gymnastics is a laugh a minute!

Cancel "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot and put in earplugs for the wailing.

All depends on who you think domesticated whom.

It's a skirt regardless of where he is.

How DARE those Yank bastards do what I passed a law to make them do!

I've heard of drag queens, but. . . drag kings?

Hmm. . . I gotta get a job at Starbucks. Who knew they pay so well?