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I live to serve, asswipe.

It remains shocking to me that schools are more interested in teaching who won the Battle of Kennesaw Mountain or how to work a quadratic equation than what to do if your heat is out and the landlord won't do anything about it, or how to get paid by the lube shop that put the wrong oil filter on...

Yeah, the leader of the gang is a murderer if he orders the murder, even if he never goes near a weapon. Been that way for centuries.

No, the old math is racist. The new math is sexist.

Not for me. I had complete control over how much contact I had with assholes. This place fulfilled my recommended daily allowance.

This thread is for stories of heartwrenching trauma and heartwarming healing that leave you thinking "Damn, must be a really slow news day!" We'll start with this account of the hearwrenchin, heartwarming, blah blah blah. . . They lost a piece of girlhood, then reclaimed it in an unlikely...

They're protecting their neighborhood. Like the McMichaels.

I would agree. He ordered them, he's not smart enough to orchestrate them. Of course, that means he still committed crimes.

You do what you know. Politicians know how to talk.

That's good to learn. For a while, I was in a program called "Street Law." We'd go into schools and jails and teach stuff like landlord/tenant, consumer rights, warranty issues, dealing with the taxman, alternate dispute resolution, small-claims courts (no lawyers, minimum filing fees, you tell...

Something you have a lot of experience with?

Think of it as evolution in action.

Are you starving?

I'm sure the intent was to prove that all gays are child molesters, using the inarguable logical fallacy of argument by anecdote.

That's a Jewish Space Laser starting another wildfire.

That you think that is what most people would consider sad, and I consider amusing.

Why is your head up yours? Can't be comfortable.

Fossil forever! Pure, unadulterated, natural petroleum and coal! No "scrubbing," and burn off the gas in flares! And no nukes! We need the metals for weapons! And put lead back in the gasoline! This eco-bullshit is just that. What good did it ever do anybody (except lobbyists)?

Yeah, that's why it's shocking. They're depriving the noble Men of Westernesse of the clean, cool, invigorating air of FREEDUMB! Obviously a Chinese commie plot!

Shocking. Coal smoke is the smell of FREEDUMB!