What's the most macho car?

darkbeaver

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This was a real chick magnet BigLou. See them little things on the headlights them was wiper blades, on the headlights! It was fast too.
 

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Remember.... Corvette, Ferarri, Lamborghini - the rich boy toys - will attract the gals you don't want. The smart ones know it means too much money, too much car, too little penis

See, that's why i like the Tiburon.... it's the cheaper of the sports cars, practical, and sorta in the middle road of things.... which I am.

Well, ok, I'm tall, have big feet and a big wang-chung, but hey.... I never related the cars I drive to my penis size anyways.

If I did, then I'd be more for a tiny car like the Miata (Which I also like).



^ However this person has a complex.
 

darkbeaver

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See, that's why i like the Tiburon.... it's the cheaper of the sports cars, practical, and sorta in the middle road of things.... which I am.

Well, ok, I'm tall, have big feet and a big wang-chung, but hey.... I never related the cars I drive to my penis size anyways.

If I did, then I'd be more for a tiny car like the Miata (Which I also like).



^ However this person has a complex.

You're a cool guy praxius. You should never let your penis pick your car. I hope big lou has the sence to listen to your good advice.
 

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I had a '69 AMC Javelin S/O (special order) 343 with Carter AFB and Muncie 4 speed - all factory. It ate Cameros for breakfast, Mustangs for lunch and flossed it's teeth with Mopar (except those diobolical HEMIs) The only thing it couldn't beat was rust

It's funny that you mention this. I saw on cross my path just yesterday. Dark blue and looked all original. Great looking car in my opinion.
 

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You're a cool guy praxius. You should never let your penis pick your car. I hope big lou has the sence to listen to your good advice.

Ha ha.... I got a literal mental image of some guy trying to stick his wang into the gas tank hole of a car.

"Hmmm.... too small...... ah, this one fits perfectly, I'll take this one."
:p
 

Unforgiven

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Think what you like, the car is an extension of a mans personality and sense of style. It doesn't have to be loud or huge or faster than snot to get the job done. It's about how you feel with that seat wrapped around you and the stick in your hand. Your music playing and moving at your speed, not someone elses.

I think most people have lost that with new cars. Young kids with their tuners have found the magic, but most of the old farts just go from A to B and once in a while brush the cobwebs off the old glory days of their youth when they still had a pair.
 

eh1eh

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Wrong.

Get a pick up truck. One with a back seat so you can bone chicks. Now that is real macho.;-)


Note: Mr. 121, what the f*ck is the matter with you. Dude wants to talk about cars not experience your google fest. :roll:
 

karrie

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Hmm...so what you're saying is once everyone knows I'm Mr. Masculine then I can pull off a muscle car?


Yep. Wait for a while BL. Concentrate on reliable and worth your money. Something you can afford to run (think about gas prices and fuel economy of 'muscle cars'). 'Manliness' has nothing to do with just having a cool car. Even dorks can own cool cars. Being reliable, being smart with your money, being considerate of the comfort of potential dates.... all that should be figured into the whole equation.
 

karrie

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See BigLou. Back seat for boning like say at the drive in.:happy1:

Right karrie? :p

absolutely. You need, if not a big back seat, then seats that will fold down to darn near flat. It IS possible to have a small car be incredibly comfortable for fun, but, very few of the 'muscle' cars I've ever seen fit that bill.

Plus, you want to be driving a car that make parents think you are responsible enough to be trusted with their children (be it friends you want to take to a party, or a date you want to take out parking).
 

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I drove a 92 Chev Blazer when I was 16. Nice ride, and nice for riding. :D



Just like this one, except two-tone paint job, charcoal and grey.

Gotta love those fold-down rear seats!
 

eh1eh

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absolutely. You need, if not a big back seat, then seats that will fold down to darn near flat. It IS possible to have a small car be incredibly comfortable for fun, but, very few of the 'muscle' cars I've ever seen fit that bill.

Plus, you want to be driving a car that make parents think you are responsible enough to be trusted with their children (be it friends you want to take to a party, or a date you want to take out parking).

You are so smart.
 

#juan

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This is still the most macho car around. The Porche911S, was brought out in 1966 and depending on the state of tune, it can blow the doors off all the Camaros and Firebirds at the dragstrip. At the race track it is no contest. Camaros and Firebirds are only fast in a straight line. The Porche I bought in 79 still has no rust and looks good while most of the old North American muscle cars have all but evaporated.