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It's the right side when sitting on the toilet.
Why do some people like ketchup and tomato sauce, but not tomatoes ?
crustechan ......and i did not google that....it's prolly wrong lol...
What time is it when you don't need to know
What time is it when you don't need to know
Hey! Those of us with hair have very mod haircuts!
How did the pepper get pickled before Peter Piper picked it? 8O
It always makes a sound,it only makes a noise if it bothers someone and who cares anyways..................Olive oil comes from olives,corn oil from corn,where does baby oil come from?
Small children that get caught in the net and skinned.
Why, in tennis, the absence of any points called "Love"?
Why, in tennis, the absence of any points called "Love"?
Because love takes two halves, and two halves make a hole, which resembles a zero.
Why do we need so many different screwdrivers?
So we can't find the one that our wives put away in a safe place and thus have to shop once again at the hardware store.
Why don't golfers use pool cues for putters?
Because it wouldn't work, their balls are dimpled, not smooth.
How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?
How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?
Four and a half minutes.
Should you eat a marshamallow that has been toasted over a citronella candle?
Should you eat a marshamallow that has been toasted over a citronella candle?
Yes, you should eat marshmallows that have been roasted over a citronella candle Citronella has been scientifically tested and the results indicate that ingesting citronella will add 20 years on to your life.
Why is Rita McNeil so damn sexy?
Why is Rita McNeil so damn sexy?
Because Magnetic Hill would sue all the other hills in the world.
Did Adam and Eve have a bellybutton?
Either the vancouver or toronto sock exchanges. Would it be rude to shoot a mime without using a silencer?