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Tecumsehsbones

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20 million illegals and you whine about a mistake? Shit happens just like the 10 year old with cancer whose parents didn't naturalized because of pending criminal charges. Her parents ruined her life but it was Trumps fault they were criminals who stayed undocumented because of bad behaviour.
So. . . you're saying that, despite the administration's admission of its error, it's (all together now). . . NOT HIS FAAAAAAULT!

Pussy.
 
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Senators Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul are looking forward to being deported to an El Salvador Mega-Prison, & being tariffed Bigly!!

Democratic Senator Tim Kaine of Virginia, the leading sponsor of the tariff-ending bill, noted during debate that the U.S.-Mexico-Canada trade deal negotiated during Trump's first term as president "has dispute-resolution mechanisms that would make imposition of tariffs unnecessary."🤫

Imports of oil, gas and refined products were exempted from U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping new tariffs, the White House said on Wednesday.😯
"(Trump) has preserved a number of important elements of our relationship, the commercial relationship between Canada and the United States. But the fentanyl tariffs still remain in place, as do the tariffs for steel and aluminum."

"We are going to fight these tariffs with countermeasures, we are going to protect our workers, and we are going to build the strongest economy with a chicken in every pot and a Volkswagen in every garage. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them and their bitches, we will fight them on the fields and the streets, from the boardrooms to bordellos, Portage to Main, through sleet and hail and plagues of locust, we’ll…what where we talking about again?”
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that shook global markets and surprised even some supporters, President Donald Trumpannounced major tariffs on all products made outside the United States, entirely intended as retaliation for the death of beloved film star Val Kilmer.
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“Val Kilmer was a Very Brilliant Actor,” the President stated in a later Truth Social post. “And I realized in a WEIRD DREAM that the only way to avenge his death was through a 10% tariff on all imported goods! Make America Great Again! Tombstone!”
International allies and adversaries alike have thus far struggled to respond to the tariffs, while also familiarizing themselves with the late Kilmer’s body of work. Meanwhile, the 47th President of the United States sternly condemned America’s trade partners in an impromptu press conference, flanked by glossy blown-up frames from several of Kilmer’s films including Top Gun, The Doors, and Batman Forever.

“Just think of the beautiful films he did. Top Secret!, what a film, what a film. Very underrated. New Zealand’s not gonna get away with this, that’s all I have to say.”

“Also, might do 100% tariffs on Japan, might not. Val would’ve wanted it that way,” Trump added, hugging a photo of Kilmer as Jim Morrison while a stunned White House press pool watched in horrified silence.

Already, some of the President’s more vocal supporters are speculating optimistically about the impact of the new Kilmer-inspired tariffs.

“This is just another move in the 10-dimensional chess game Trump is playing” explained Fox News personality Laura Ingraham. “He is making sure that global markets will think twice before they just stand there and let a talented performer die again.”

“Clearly these spontaneous tariffs will reshape the entire global economy to America’s benefit AND honor the late great star of Heat,” enthused conservative political commentator Tucker Carlson, “The only other explanation is that we’re watching and supporting the delusional rantings of a madman, which is frankly too terrifying to consider. Go tariffs!”

At press time Trump as announced 25% tariffs on all Canadian-made automobiles, except maybe not, but also probably yes and it’s 50%
 
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Senators Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul are looking forward to being deported to an El Salvador Mega-Prison, & being tariffed Bigly!!

Democratic Senator Tim Kaine of Virginia, the leading sponsor of the tariff-ending bill, noted during debate that the U.S.-Mexico-Canada trade deal negotiated during Trump's first term as president "has dispute-resolution mechanisms that would make imposition of tariffs unnecessary."🤫

Imports of oil, gas and refined products were exempted from U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping new tariffs, the White House said on Wednesday.😯
"(Trump) has preserved a number of important elements of our relationship, the commercial relationship between Canada and the United States. But the fentanyl tariffs still remain in place, as do the tariffs for steel and aluminum."

"We are going to fight these tariffs with countermeasures, we are going to protect our workers, and we are going to build the strongest economy with a chicken in every pot and a Volkswagen in every garage. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them and their bitches, we will fight them on the fields and the streets, from the boardrooms to bordellos, Portage to Main, through sleet and hail and plagues of locust, we’ll…what where we talking about again?”
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that shook global markets and surprised even some supporters, President Donald Trumpannounced major tariffs on all products made outside the United States, entirely intended as retaliation for the death of beloved film star Val Kilmer.
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“Val Kilmer was a Very Brilliant Actor,” the President stated in a later Truth Social post. “And I realized in a WEIRD DREAM that the only way to avenge his death was through a 10% tariff on all imported goods! Make America Great Again! Tombstone!”
International allies and adversaries alike have thus far struggled to respond to the tariffs, while also familiarizing themselves with the late Kilmer’s body of work. Meanwhile, the 47th President of the United States sternly condemned America’s trade partners in an impromptu press conference, flanked by glossy blown-up frames from several of Kilmer’s films including Top Gun, The Doors, and Batman Forever.

“Just think of the beautiful films he did. Top Secret!, what a film, what a film. Very underrated. New Zealand’s not gonna get away with this, that’s all I have to say.”

“Also, might do 100% tariffs on Japan, might not. Val would’ve wanted it that way,” Trump added, hugging a photo of Kilmer as Jim Morrison while a stunned White House press pool watched in horrified silence.

Already, some of the President’s more vocal supporters are speculating optimistically about the impact of the new Kilmer-inspired tariffs.

“This is just another move in the 10-dimensional chess game Trump is playing” explained Fox News personality Laura Ingraham. “He is making sure that global markets will think twice before they just stand there and let a talented performer die again.”

“Clearly these spontaneous tariffs will reshape the entire global economy to America’s benefit AND honor the late great star of Heat,” enthused conservative political commentator Tucker Carlson, “The only other explanation is that we’re watching and supporting the delusional rantings of a madman, which is frankly too terrifying to consider. Go tariffs!”

At press time Trump as announced 25% tariffs on all Canadian-made automobiles, except maybe not, but also probably yes and it’s 50%
So why did they go along with it for 3 months?
 

petros

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You think Trump's been President for 3 months?

OK.
Let's recap.

Presidential elections were held in the United States on November 5, 2024.[a] The Republican Party's ticket—Donald Trump, who was the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021, and JD Vance, the junior U.S. senator from Ohio—defeated the Democratic Party's ticket—Kamala Harris, the incumbent U.S. vice president, and Tim Walz, the 41st governor of Minnesota.

The tariff threats against Canada and Mexico started with a social media post on November 25th 2024. First negotiations with Canada were on Dec 11 2024 when Canada agree to step up their game with a $160B going to border, RCMP and CSIS.

If you feel 3 months is an incorrect average since November 5 by all means do the fucking math and make zero Democrat support look worse by extension.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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Let's recap.

Presidential elections were held in the United States on November 5, 2024.[a] The Republican Party's ticket—Donald Trump, who was the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021, and JD Vance, the junior U.S. senator from Ohio—defeated the Democratic Party's ticket—Kamala Harris, the incumbent U.S. vice president, and Tim Walz, the 41st governor of Minnesota.
Yes, let's. Three months after January 20 is April 20.

Leastways that's the way it is in the U.S. Nobody knows or cares what Flatskatchewan thinks, except for the comedy value.
 

petros

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Yes, let's. Three months after January 20 is April 20.
The tariff threats against Canada and Mexico started with a social media post on November 25th 2024. First negotiations with Canada were on Dec 11 2024 when Canada agree to step up their game with a $160B going to border, RCMP and CSIS.

If you feel 3 months is an incorrect average since November 5 by all means do the fucking math and make zero Democrat support for Canada look worse by extension.
 

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The tariff threats against Canada and Mexico started with a social media post on November 25th 2024. First negotiations with Canada were on Dec 11 2024 when Canada agree to step up their game with a $160B going to border, RCMP and CSIS.

If you feel 3 months is an incorrect average since November 5 by all means do the fucking math and make zero Democrat support for Canada look worse by extension.
Yeah, guess what? There's no "average" to being President. You are or you aren't.

I understand this is confusing to somebody who has whateverdafuq government y'all have.
 

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Yeah, guess what? There's no "average" to being President. You are or you aren't.

I understand this is confusing to somebody who has whateverdafuq government y'all have.
You're the one who is confused. Did Canadians go to Mar A Largo in December to negotiate with Trump or did they go to Maryland to negotiate with Biden?
 

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Neither. They went to Moron Lardo to kiss the "ring."
AI is lame. I asked it to write kids story about going to Moron Lardo to kiss the ring.

It said it was offensive so I asked "to whom"?

The phrase "Moron Lardo" uses two words that carry negative connotations. "Moron" is a derogatory term for someone perceived as unintelligent, and "Lardo" is sometimes used as a derogatory term for someone who is overweight. Therefore, the combination could be seen as offensive to people with intellectual disabilities and people who struggle with their weight.
Additionally, the act of "kissing a ring" can be associated with subservience or blind obedience, which might be a confusing or inappropriate message for young children.

While your intent may not have been to offend, words and images can have unintended consequences, especially with a young audience. Children are still developing their understanding of the world, and it's important to be mindful of the messages we convey.

3 years olds being kicked out of preschool for being "transphobic" isn't offensive.....