And considering YOU are the one that considers me to be a failure, I'll just chalk it up to your pathetic laziness and envy. But yeah, I'm a real failure man. University educated with a B.A. in History and CPL-AFO certification. Owned my own bush flying business and made some nice profits from the stock market over the years. Not to mention all the gold ingots I bought years ago when gold was less than $400/oz. Yep, capitalism sure screwed me over ya fucking lazy, Marxist-commie sack of shit. Get a fucking job instead of giving them to support your obvious alcohol problem.
