Have you been drug tested today??

Blackleaf

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If there was a random drugs test in our bathroom products warehouse any day now - and it could occur any day now, unexpectedly - then a few people would fail it and be sacked - most notably Omar, a fellow picker of mine; Papy the Congolese on repack; and Gaz, a team leader.
 

Curious Cdn

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If there was a random drugs test in our bathroom products warehouse any day now - and it could occur any day now, unexpectedly - then a few people would fail it and be sacked - most notably Omar, a fellow picker of mine; Papy the Congolese on repack; and Gaz, a team leader.
You wouldn't want to buy your tampons from a stoned person, now would you?
 

Danbones

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Don't they test you for stupid pills?
Doesn't your employer care?
Have you ever had an employer?
;)
Other than propaganda central that is?

Speaking of stupid pills, what ever happened to "russian collusion" there, dumb a$$? You must have overdosed on them that time...I hear the results are permanent and you will be wrong about everything forever now. Otherwise known as being a great liebarrel nazicommieglobalist who doesn't disavow pedos.
 
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Danbones

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You wouldn't want to buy your tampons from a stoned person, now would you?
What are you selling now...? Geez doood, get a job.

...and don't forget to study for that drug test. You know what the likely result is when you perma failures write them.
 

Danbones

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LOL, the body makes it's own dope....just look at pictures of hot girls. ( or what lGqb ever...)
 

taxslave

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Can a follicle test detect cocaine use?
Follicle testing is not a common way for employers to administer random tests or post-incident tests to those who are already on the payroll, Sample says, but it is a way some businesses are screening job applications because this method can trace drug usage months after the last high. It’s practiced in industries with heightened safety concerns, like oil and gas and transportation.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kmmq5/how-long-does-cocaine-show-up-in-a-drug-test
Currently our unions forbid this. Can't do piss tests for prehire either, just a swab.
 

MHz

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Hope your doctor didn't get YOU hooked on opium pills
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That would not matter as long as you have a valid prescription for it. You will find most welfare cases get their meds as part of their application form. Think of it as a waiver for you becoming a willing lab-rat for the clinic that signs off that you need welfare to survive.
Think of this as '1984' and the 'Your papers please.' statement, only they are looking for your 'health card' to make sure you are on the right drugs rather than any other papers..
 

MHz

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Currently our unions forbid this. Can't do piss tests for prehire either, just a swab.
Start with Trump (or JT here) and work your way down if you want to see what 'panic' looks like. The most used phrase will be , 'I have a card, . . . for that stuff.'
 

Danbones

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Danbones

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In Ontario, welfare and ODSP ( disability ) pay for opium pills but not the same priced cure ( say chiropractic) in an alt medicine. We see the HUMAN cost of that government insanity everyday at the homeless shelter and on the streets.
 

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Since I work in healthcare for APKNite, I get one before I start at a new job, usually once per year “randomly”. If I'm injured on the job I get tested as well but I actively try to avoid that one!
 

Danbones

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wtf?

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