ABEXIT - is it time for Alberta to think about leaving Canada?

Tecumsehsbones

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Be kinda fun to watch a bloody civil war in Canaduh. AB, SK, and maybe MB v. BC, ON, and QB.

Here's a flag for the secesh. . .


 

darkbeaver

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Be kinda fun to watch a bloody civil war in Canaduh. AB, SK, and maybe MB v. BC, ON, and QB.

Here's a flag for the secesh. . .



I expect as much, I,m advocating shipping the great plains whereever the Sun Shines, the mix of soil and sun is unbearable, Canada will become a giant snowmobileing adventure. The soil can be stripped off without damageing the snowrig adventure packages.
 

darkbeaver

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We could use four new states. After a suitable probationary period, of course.

But you,re bankrupt, we might rather sell ourselvwes to some other contenders with better credit, like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Russia or China or Bulgaria. American woman stay away from me ec etc bla bla bla,

Yer at least twenty-one trillion in the hole, it is said, these are explained as accounting anomolys, something or other to that effect, the math is of course beyond me and most of the resst of the other planets at all interested.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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When's Puerto Rico's probation period supposed to end?

Same time y'all's will. When we feel like it.

But you,re bankrupt, we might rather sell ourselvwes to some other contenders with better credit, like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Russia or China or Bulgaria. American woman stay away from me ec etc bla bla bla,

Yer at least twenty-one trillion in the hole, it is said, these are explained as accounting anomolys, something or other to that effect, the math is of course beyond me and most of the resst of the other planets at all interested.

Still got the biggest army in the world. Within walking distance.
 

darkbeaver

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We could use four new states. After a suitable probationary period, of course.

Make no mistake buddy, when it gets to cold to winter here you,ll be appreciating more of us North Landers All the northern states are just like us firewood snowtires, anti freeze snowshovels and mittens if you don, t read that yer in fer a surprize, hard core nordic invasion climate induced invasion, perfectly forgivable, crushing soft fat sun puppies is what we do.
Yes there are longboats involved.

Down from the land of the ice and snow. ahhahhahhh

There won,t be a cabbage left when were through to Mexico.
 

darkbeaver

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This invasion is of course dependent on the latitude of the Inuit who of course will be speaking to us about ascendancy into the lower world and first rights of conquest all those fat American cities, the wire stripping will be magnificent. The starving multitudes will sell themselves to I gotta talk to someone in holly-wood. A movie titled Near End when you do some figures about relative physical stuff, we is some fukkin lucky, so be very happy however afflickted you may me.

All the little twinkling things out there have us, we do great things that entertain all the twinkling things, Canadians can rest assured that our interests are being addressed.
 

darkbeaver

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According to one of the stupidest idiots on the forum. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think that,s a gross exageration. He,s really not that good.


Tha was a joke/poke of course. I think he,s articulate intelligent, etc, has some monee, might like to buy a piece of beautiful Nova Scotia, Ocean Playground etc
 

spilledthebeer

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I wonder how NATO might feel about this?

Oh my those LIE-beral PIGGIES are SQUEALING TODAY! Trying DESPERATELY to persuade us that LIE-berals are NOT DESPISED!

And have you heard the latest riddle? Why is a garbage fore in a dumpster better for Ontari-owe than Kathleen Wynne? Because the garbage fire produces AFFORDABLE heat and light! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 

Hoid

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Albertan's all want to retire to BC. Becoming American would complicate that.